A small stupid person who is used as a friendship group's punching bag. He also thinks he's better than all of the others, so constantly believes he'll do better working on the night of a great celebration than going out with the lads, however he'll always get a DUDE. And his girlfriend resembles a guy you once knew, but don't know where from.
1) Be a Rupert Pooper and let us push in a shopping trolley down a hill.
2) Lad #1: "Come out with us for New Years Eve!!"
Lad #2: "No thank you, I will be trying to improve my 2 Ds, 1 E and a U. By staying awake until 4am and playing Black Ops"
Lad #1: "You are a massive faggot, Rupert Pooper"
3) "Doesn't your girlfriend look a little like Malcolm"
An alcoholic beverage consisting of Budweiser and Lilt, made in the former's bottle.
You must drink down to the emblem on the bottle, then fill up the space with Lilt, put the bottle cap back on, and shake twice, to give the tropical beer taste of a Garfunk.
Ideally served with pizza.