Influential dubstep producer and disk jockey. His first production, Struttstep 1.1 is considered a "cult classic" and is most popular amongst the Loughborough student demographic. Often considered a pioneer of the dubstep movement, his relentless 24 hour party person mentality has been credited worldwide. His creation of the ladladlad.com music label and developing commercial business has been admired by members of the south London press and continues to expand at a remarkable rate. A natural born leader and co-creator of the inspirational T.U.L. life-style.

A crazy little man who likes to thrust in an alarming fashion. he likes to shark and has earned himself a name as a sex pest. not one to be trusted with your decks. Interests include: ginger beard growing, piñata stealing, going to the synagogue and referring to himself in the third person.

It is common to spot him in amongst the crowd with people giving him a large berth due to his monging and thrusting ways. However his constant companion dillop often joins him in the making of sexual moves. He doesn't seem to mind the continuous stream of dribble.

Be wary of this man at all costs. He isn't aware of "personal space".