"Mommy! I want to go buy clothes!" yells OreoGirl
"But dear, we just bought you that dress last week."
"BUT I WANT MORE!"
"Okay, I'll get the nanny!"
"But I don't want to spend alot on clothes, I'd much rather spend my money on my new computer and iPod."
"GAWSHERS I'M SPOILED!" says OreoGirl as she prances out of her Ladera Heights home.
L.H. Mom: How was work?
L.H. Dad: Normal. Hey guess what? We are a million dollars richer! Again!
L.H. Mom: Oh yes! I have to go tell Shaquisha.
L.H. Dad: Who's that?
L.H. Mom: I don't know, I just thought it would make me seem more black.
L.H. Dad: Ha! Let's go spend money our spoiled children!