Lad
An amical term for one's penis.Usually used in conjuntion with the word "me" or "my".(occasionally abreviated to M')
Chris: She wouldnt wake up

Conor: So what did you do?
Chris: Slapped m'lad across her face till i got a reaction.
by Slapofdlad May 19, 2009
Lad
Australian Lads are a sub-culture dominant in the outer west region of Sydney in areas such as Bankstown, Canterbury, St Marys, Campbelltown, etc.

Lads can often be distinguished by the clothing they wear, stereotypically polo t-shirts, football shorts or tracksuit pants, caps tilted upwards and sports joggers. Some designer clothing and brand names, however, can be seen. Language and accents used by Lads are often used as distinguishing tools. Often accents are of Turkish, Lebanese ethnicity and words such as "eshays", "Braz" and "cuz" are frequently used.

Lads travel in packs, numbering 5 or more generally skinny 14- 26 year olds. They have pack mentality and are generally spineless. They will never combat a target if they number less than 3. Lads will often verbally provoke targets in areas such as train stations, shopping centers and trains. Provocative behavior is also used only when there is safety in numbers.

My personal opinion is that Lads are the scum of the earth and a pest. I provoke lads just to start fights and teach them a lesson. Spineless pricks never fight one on one but that just makes it more interesting.
Lad: " Oi cunt, your bitch has a nice rack, gonna spray my juice on it aye mutt!"

target: "Try it mate, guarantee I'll break your face."

Lad: " Braz what you think of that slut cross there?"

Lad2: " Banging body, eshays bro, face is dog but."
by Roidmuncher101 May 09, 2011
lad
Lads or Adlays are generally seen wearing a white polo hat, a striped polo shirt and most definately red or yellow nautica shorts. In winter however, the shorts are traded for a pair of canterbury trackies. Identifiable by their Nike TNs and white polo hats, lads genarally pop pills and tag. Known by other lads by their tag, they usually belong to a 'crew' and hang in groups.

Lads spend their time bombing, drinking, popping pills, tagging and going to raves. At raves they will roll people for their valuables, almost always done in groups.

Lads sit in public places late at night drinking and looking for a fight. At parties there is always at least one lad trying to start a fight, making comments such as:
"you wanna go eshay!?" "what the f*ck! you lookin' at me!?"
Try to avoid if possible, they occasionally wander with a trolley poll as a weapon, surprisingly quite effective since it is made from steel and very strong. They will attempt to crack a victim on the knee cap, shattering it.
Dave: mate lets go the other way, there's a group of lads down there
Lad: oi eshay, what the fuck you wanna go?
Josh: shit lets go
by watch for them fucking lads October 17, 2006
Lad
British term for a person who is well up for a bit of banter and always up for a good laugh. Usually Teenage or Young Adult Males, exceptions can be made for older people and women who display "laddish" behaviour.
be a lad and down this bottle
by Olly121 October 26, 2010
LAD
some guy who thinks he's really wicked... really he's not.... really he's a massive loser
Will Davis is such a LAD
by somecoolchick12345 October 17, 2010
lad
An Aussie subculture involving privilaged white boys aged 12 - 20 who dress up in various sports brands such as Nike, Adidas and Everlast. They tend to also wear hats not completely covering their hair and the brim pointed upwards. They also wear small backpacks.
They hang in groups of 3 - 20 and tend to loiter around skateparks, shopping malls and other populated places full of innocent bystanders.
They generally pick fights with people smaller or less powerful than they are thinking they are tough and can't be beaten. Most of them are tall and skinny and can't fight.
They bail at the sight of anyone bigger, stronger or darker skinned than they are and generally go home to their mummies at around sunset.
Many use pig latin but are illiterate anyway.
They also drive around at night beeping their horns at partygoers and picking fights.
Females lads are known specifically as 'lasses' and are generally ugly and fat.
Lad 1: aye brah lets fight dis cunt ova here brah
Lad 2: yeah bro
*Walks over to smallest kid in the mall*
Lad 2: Give us ya wallet ya small cunt
*Massive black guy walks into the store*
Lad 1: Fuck bro! Bigger cunts then us brah run brah!
*Goes home and eats brownies that mummy made them*
by Bender2008 July 11, 2008
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