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Australian: Oi check out that lad over there.
English: Fuck off mate thats a chav.
by Peter Cardakaris October 03, 2007
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A few things that describes 'Ladism' in Australia:

Nautica, Polo, Canterbury, CCC, Saucony, Nike-Fit/Dri-Fit, Nike TN, Champion, Everlast, Adidas, Puma, Lonsdale London, Pills, Winfield Blues, Marijuana, Graffiti, Raves, Gabber, Alcohol, Fighting, Crews (example: ALK - All Line Killers), Bumbag, In-Sport, Spitting, Acting Hard, Town Hall, Maccas, Shopping Centres, Pig-Latin, Eshays, Hardstyle, Rap
Lad 1: Wanna come for a sesh?
Lad 2: Fucken oath brah, eshays adlays.
by Town Hall August 18, 2008
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A sub-culture of Australian male youths aged 16-25 who wear Nike TN shoes Canterbury tracksuit pants nautica t-shirts with colars poped wear white Nike dri fit hats and usually carry a bumbag,They also wear other clothes such as adidas trackies or adidas hats or carry adidas bumbags or nike bumbags,Usually they hang outside train stations shopping malls or parks looking for innocent people to mug or pick a fight with most lads are usually skinny and no taller than 5 foot 9 some have ice scabs from doing to much drugs..
Guy 1:Dude your such a lad Guy 2:why? Guy 1: Look at you man Canterbury trackies ya TN'S n ya dri fit hat haha :Guy 2 yeah man I look like a sik cant eh?

Lebo guy:Cuzzy I hate lads. Lebo guy 2:I know man they try dress talk n act like us eh bra?

Teenage kid:Man I got rolled yesterday outside the train station Teenage kid 2 :Wtf you serious was it lads rolled ya Teenage kid:Yeah dude n they rolled this other kid last week apparently, thats what the cops said...
by Harry69 March 01, 2010
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Poofs who gang people that are having a good time. Usually never by themselves always in a group. They look disguisting with a gringy smile and seedy hair. Skinny but think their some kind of ali. Wear nautica jackets/hoodies and canterberry trackpants/footy shorts.
Lad: (High pitched weird accent) Oi braahh im lads dun fuck with it maaang
Wog: Show us ya stripes cunt
Lad: (Unzips jacket) Yeaaahhhh
Wog: Brah... FUCK tha lads maan
Wog: eshayz adlayz caaant fuck ya...
Lad: (Pulls out a pocket knife) I told ya dun fuck wi ittt
Wog(s): (shoot lad)
by ray charles12 January 20, 2008
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They range from early teens to mid 20's. They wear nautica or polo hats, t-shirts, shorts and nike TN's. You always know a "real" lad when there is a whole on the back of their polo shirt because they had to rip off the store sensor to steal it. They hunt in packs and often "staunch" individuals or weak people. Their slang is pig latin, they smoke winfeild dark blues and spit alot.
"eshyays adlay"
"im pinging lad"
"oi lad we just got some red hot stuff in"
by pb88 May 10, 2007
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Its Australian term which means a boy at highschool who thinks they are really cool but the only people who think they are cool are other lads.
They generally wear white or blue polo hats with the bill popped up and Polo shirts with the collar up.
Dude 1: dude check out that lad, fuck look at him he thinks he's so cool.
Dude 2: Cha!
by 69Hangman69 April 10, 2006
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A young Australian man/boy, generally between the ages of 12 and 25, who, due to a lack of any real parenting or discipline, lack the social aptitude for any real friendly connection or meaningful relationships.

As they find it difficult to attract real people these individuals gather in large groups and prey on the small and the weak in an attempt to hide their inherent fear of their own weakness.

Easily distinguishable by their nautica, saucony, and other sporting brand clothing (ironic in that even the healthiest lad pulls enough cones and smokes enough cigarettes that even light exercise such as running from police and beating down 8 year olds with their mates tires them out); not to mention various other ridiculous clothing and hair choices such as the famed nike TN's, which take many dole payments to acquire, the nautica white cap, and, worst of all, the rats tail, which has in actual fact been proven to cause severe mental disability.

the lads female counterparts, known as "lasses" (luminary I know), are generally very similar to lads in the respect that their parents mistakes create a girl who, with no self respect or ability, allow these lads (many at the same time), to stick them with their miniscule, unprotected excuses for penis's.
this in turn creates a new generation who, with their teen parents unable to provide them with even the most basic education in any academic or moral sense, turn into even worse versions of the preceding generation.

this is a vicious cycle as this causes a rapid degeneration of social behaviour in sydneys western suburbs.

As already mentioned, lads are known to roam in large groups and single out those who they sense are weaker then they are (with 10 of their mates), this list of weaker people involves women (though in many cases they still get their asses kicked), elderly people (who still can sometimes successfully fight back), children (same goes), and the mentally and physically handicapped (im sure you can guess what this caption alludes to by now =P).

They can usually be found in three places, namely any train station, as this proximity to transportation allows them to mobilize to other towns for parties or gang bash/rapes, on the trains themselves, where they amuse themselves by playing rave music on their phones, attempting to pick up, and tagging, and finally, at every damn party i seem to go to, where they insist on fighting everyone.

it is unknown from whence the lads originated, however, in a few short years they have spread from the western suburbs of sydney to lithgow in the upper blue mountains. if this trend continues it could turn into a countrywide epidemic of massive proportions, but as soon as the NSW government passes laws legitimizing their eradication as vermin the issue will be quickly resolved.

Or so we can only hope.
words cannot describe just how massively lads fail
by Sir Badass Killington July 13, 2009
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