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lacto ovo vegetarian

a person who does not eat meat but DOES eat dairy products and eggs.
person a: i am a vegetarian
person b: then why the hell are you drinking milk that comes from a cow.
person a: i am a lacto ovo vegetarian.
person b: then stop drinkning milk!
person a: *mutters*dumass*

lacto coagulation 

when the grated parmesan cheese gets all clogged up in the cheese dispenser at Pizza Hut
How old is this crap? Doesn't anyone clean these hole grates out? The lid has lacto coagulation and nothing is coming out no matter how hard I shake it!
lacto coagulation by HEPchi July 1, 2009

Lacto-job 

It is sort of like a blowjob for girls tits, sucking, licking and blowing her nipples to give her a wild sensation.
after catalina gave me a blow job i gave her a lacto-job!
Lacto-job by Rasta666 May 18, 2008

lacto-vegetarian 

A vegetarian who consumes dairy products - in other words, a vegetarian. The 'lacto' is redundant, because all true vegetarians have no qualms about dairy - the word vegan is already in existence for those that do.
Charlie: I'm making grilled cheese, you want some?
David: You eat CHEESE? And you call youself a vegetarian?
Charlie: Uh, yeah. Cheese isn't meat, so it's OK for us to eat it.
David: No it isn't! Being a vegetarian means you can't eat animal products at all.
Charlie: No, that's wrong. You're thinking of vegans.

Charlie is a lacto-vegetarian, and David is a vegan. Neither of these two people are real.

Lacto ring

The plastic circle that stays attached to the gallon milk jug when the cap is removed. Makes an ideal cat toy.
I cleaned under the fridge yesterday and found 3 quarters, 2 pens and 9 lacto rings.
Lacto ring by Gourdaholic May 17, 2010

lacto-ovo vegetarian

The most common vegetarian that eats eggs and dairy but not poultry, meat, or fish. They can also eat gelatin, bonemeal, and some fats but most don't.
Lacto-ovo vegetarians usually turn lacto-ovo to lose weight, prevent diseases, or for their love of animals.
lacto-ovo vegetarian by McKena February 12, 2006