Top Definition
an insult used to describe some one as either

#1 slow stupid man who would not get laid.

#2 fat man who wont get laid.

#3 man who tries to hard to get laid.

#4 fagot

or

#5 idiot who thinks hes smarter then he actually think
"hey bob"

"fuck you, you lactating turtle"
by dairon December 09, 2008

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