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8. lactard
a person who is lactose intolerant; retarded when it comes to dairy.
Oh man, that ice cream made my belly hurt. I am such a lactard.
1. lactard
September 3, 2006 Urban Word of the Day
a person who is lactose intolerant
"Babu do you want to get some ice cream?" "Sorry Jasminda, I cant eat ice cream - Im a lactard."
by Babu May 19, 2003 add a video
2. lactard
A derogatory term for one who is lactose intolerant combining the word retard with 'lactose'.
Person 1: "Uh, why is that girl drinking soymilk?"
Person 2: "Because she's a LACTARD".
Person 1: "HA HA!"
3. Lactard
Someone is unable to drink milk and suffers from lactose intolerence
"Meg, just take a sip of this milk"
"I already told you, I can't, I'm a lactard"
4. lactard
A person who cannot consume dairy products without getting terribly ill. Symptoms: extreme bloating, pain, becoming farty, and sometimes even nauseous.
"Would you like a piece of cheese cake, Chan?"
"No way Mioshi, I'm a lactard!"

"How about we serve kugels and blintzes?"
"Um, I'm pretty sure Nikki's a vegan and Padma's pretty lactarded. It's probably not a good idea. How about latkes and knishes?"
5. Lactard
one who is lactose intolerant and receives constant mocking form their friends for it. Lactard
When I eat dairy it explodes out of my ass. I am a Lactard
6. lactard
a person who's digestive system is severly upset by dairy products
cats are lactards, if they drink too much milk they will have the shits

7. Lactard
someone who is lactose intolerant is also known as a lactard.
if i eat cheese i will piss out my asshole because i am lactarded.

if you are a lactard, you can still get dairy from yogurt and goat's milk.
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