Lactard 

A person who is lactose intolerant, but who continues to eat dairy as though they're not.

P1: whoa!! What is that putrid smell? Don't you smell that?
P2: yeah, sorry my stomach is doing weird things from that big glass of whole milk I had.
P1: what the heck, aren't you lactose intolerant?
P2: yeah, sorry.
P1: lactard.

Lactard by oddlyintriguing September 29, 2013

lactard 

A person who cannot consume dairy products without getting terribly ill. Symptoms: extreme bloating, pain, becoming farty, and sometimes even nauseous.

"Would you like a piece of cheese cake, Chan?"
"No way Mioshi, I'm a lactard!"

"How about we serve kugels and blintzes?"
"Um, I'm pretty sure Nikki's a vegan and Padma's pretty lactarded. It's probably not a good idea. How about latkes and knishes?"

lactard by ChanLynn January 22, 2008

lactarded 

Adj- the state of being lactose intolerent

"Yo, why can't Meg drink milk?"
"Dude i told you, she's lactarded"
"Oh right..."

lactarded by jake826 May 6, 2006

lactard 

A derogatory term for one who is lactose intolerant combining the word retard with 'lactose'.

Person 1: "Uh, why is that girl drinking soymilk?"
Person 2: "Because she's a LACTARD".
Person 1: "HA HA!"

lactard by lila_pause September 4, 2006

lactarded 

the same as being lactose intolerant, when dairy makes you sick.

person: hey, do you want some milk?
person: no thanks, im lactarded

lactarded by crazygnome October 26, 2007