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15. Lacrosse
Best sport ever. Uses almost no padding. Full contact sport, and almost anything goes when trying to get the ball away from the opposing team.
Good luck T-baggin coach's nut sack guys!
(to baseball players leaving for game)
by Laxdef10 Oct 15, 2003 share this
16. lacrosse
A freaking sweet sport. It's for the athletic players who are looking for something more exciting than baseball, not trying to put down baseball in any way. Dominated by the East Coast, although it's starting to spread out in California and Colorado. A predominantly white sport, but as it spreads people of all races are beginning to start playing.
Typical Baseball Player: OMFGZOR LACROSSE IS GAY!
Typical Lacrosse Player: OMFGZOR BASEBALL IS GAY!

And this accomplishes...?
17. lacrosse
A sport that is played only by women in the UK, which has no contact in it at all. When played in the US by males, it is a hardcore game where anything goes. Anyone who says that lax sucks b/c it is played by pussies in the UK is stupid. Real men play lax in the US, English people have bad teeth. It takes heart, hustle, blood, sweat and stamina to play this game. It makes baseball look like an old folks home. A baseball game will take about 2 to 3 hours and 4 or 5 guys will have run 90 feet or so. In a lax game, after 5 minutes, everyone has already sprinted up and down the field 3 or 4 times.
UK boy - lacrosse is played by little girls in the UK

US boy - lacrosse is different in the US. We actually hit each other. Get some braces
by Laxpimp114 Mar 28, 2005 share this
18. lacrosse
lacrosse is the fuckin hardest sport in the world, u need speed, stamina, hand eye coordination, and a huge dick to play this sport. Base balls for fuckin pussies who think there cool. BASEBALLS FORS QUEERS!!!
BASEBALL PLAYER-i stood in the outfield the whole game and didnt even move! then i slapped my teammates ass and ate some sunflower seads!

LACROSSE PLAYER-shut the hell up u fuckin pussy, ill kick ur ass if u ever speak again
by bob Jun 3, 2004 share this
19. lacrosse
The COOLEST, FASTEST, most INTENSE game ever played. Also girls who play are usually extremely preppy.
GIRLS LACROSSE:
Girls wear skirts and run around using and try not to let the refs see thier fowls, check people's sticks (and sometimes them) and score
BOYS LACROSSE:
Guys run around and hit people whenever they can and score.

WAY WAY WAY WAY BETTER THAN BASEBALL, SOCCER, AND SOFTBALL
Girl 1: OMG, those girls are wearing skirts. Lacrosse is a wuss sport.

(Player gets red carded for checking in the face)

Girl 2: sure.... ITS ONLY THE FASTEST GAME ON TWO FEET!
20. lacrosse
Best game ever invented nothing beats it its possibly the most physically demanding sport in the world and its better then gay baseball where u sit there and do absolutley nothing
baseball player 1: those lacrosse kids are so gay

baseball player 2: they get so much more ass then us how could they be gay
21. Lacrosse
A sport originally played by Native Americans when war wasn't brutal enough. It's a demanding sport only made fun of by people that have never tried it or tried it and couldn't handle it.

Due to the sport's early adoption by private schools in Maryland and New York, the sport has been dominated by mostly white upper class players from these areas in the past. With the spread of the sport across the country and the wide acceptance in public schools, the demographic has become a lot more diverse. California, Colorado, Texas, and Florida have all become big areas for lacrosse and a big increase in minority players including MLL standouts John Christmas, Kyle Harrison, and Chazz Woodson as well as two of the top 07 college recruits, the Bratton brothers.
Only tough, coordinated players with a good work ethic, stamina, and good field sense make good lacrosse players.
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