The Hardest and most fun game ever! ive been playing it for 4 years! i cant believe i actually liked soccer because lacrosse beats out any other sport in the US! its the fastest game on 2 feet and girls lacrosse is soo much frikin harder then guys cause all we wear is a mouthguarg goggles and my team had under armour uniforms thats all we wear! all my LADY BULLDOGS are the best! LACROSSE KICKS ALL OF THE OTHER SPORTS ASSES! DONT LISTEN TO THE GAY DEFINITIONS THAT SAY IT SUCKS!
if you want to play a sport that u get more bruises and bloody nuckles then football, and want to play a sport that some guys play but girls can kick their asses in, PLAY LACROSSE!
by frisky driskey June 19, 2005
What is probably the gayest sport to have ever been created. It involves a lot of men hitting chasing after a ball (gay) and hitting each other with the heads of their shafts (gay). Requires very little thinking. Most people who play it are complete faggots.
Lacrosse player: "Baseball is so gay. It's just a guy throwing a ball to another guy."

Baseball player: "Really? You sure about that? I'm pretty sure baseball requires 10x more thinking than lacrosse does. All you do in lacrosse is hit people and shoot balls. In baseball, you do a lot more. And also, most people who play baseball are chill and have great sty, unlike those faggy lacrosse players."
by REDSOX4LIFE October 31, 2011
Commonly known as "lax." Possibly the coolest sport ever played. If you look in the dictionary, under "legit" one of the definitions is "SEE LACROSSE." Pretty much the only sports that stands up to it is football. It requires endurance, accuracy, strength, agility, and of course balls (unless of course you play girls lax).

It is often made fun of my pansy baseball players because they're mad that lacrosse makes their sport look like a bunch of homosexuals playing tag with each other. Their usual insults to the sport is "it's gay" or "it's for pussies" because they can't actually think of anything legitimately gay about the sport. Maybe if they didn't have such an abundance of estrogen in their lard ass bodies they'd enjoy lacrosse for the manly sport it is.

Lacrosse is a big time contact sport so players are required to wear quite a bit of upper body pads. It's probably a good idea seeing as solid balls of rubber are being hurled at speeds over 80mph sometimes.

Bottom Line: greatest sport out there, its a sport for real men, baseball doesn't even come close.
Glen: I'm not very athletic, but I'd like to feel like I actually play a sport. I also like penises and wearing tight pants while I run around in circles. What sport should I play this year?

Rob: Sounds like baseball is the sport for you. Since I actually want to play a legitimate sport and want to play one that actually requires skill and dexterity, I think I'll play a beastly sport like lacrosse.

Glen: Lacrosse seems really cool and manly, but I'm intimidated by contact sports because I'm a total pussy. I think I'll stick to baseball, maybe in the fall I'll go out for soccer.

Rob: Yeah, why don't you try coming out of the closet first, homo.
by Kevdude Sweenmiester March 07, 2008
a kick ass sport that is 100 times better than baseball and hockey. Anyone who plays baseball instead of lacrosse needs to grow a dick
Pats mom gave me head the other nite becuz she loved the fact that i played lacrosse.
by lacrosse January 04, 2005
A sport for pussy's who failed to make every team they tried out for.
Dude, that guy plays lacrosse, what a pussy. He counted even make the hand ball team.
by Mdawg5 August 25, 2008
lacrosse- one of the greatest sports ever (tied with football) 100 times better than baseball and all faggots who play baseball instead need to grow a dick
Lacrosse is such a nice sport that pats mom gave me head cuz she loved that i played it.
by lacrosse January 04, 2005
A game originally invented by Native Americans. Involves a "ball", cradled in the "head" of a long, hard, "shaft." Originally intended to demonstrate strength and agility as well as serve as a source of pride to the better team. In recent years, it has become popular, and, contrary to the original intent, has been the patron sport of rapists (Duke) preppies, pussies, and testosterone junkies alike.
laX player: Let's have a party after the lacrosse game and sodomise a single mother trying to support her family by stripping.
normal non-sex ofender: Nah, I don't need to prove I'm not gay. I don't play lacrosse.
by SitreadyRow March 27, 2009

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