1.An activity that takes every bit of gayness in ones body to play.
2.for any reject who cant handle a real sport like baseball or football
Kid: Hey you wanna go play some fun sports and be atheletic?
Fag: Are you kidding? I've been cut from every real sport! i do lacrosse!
What is probably the gayest sport to have ever been created. It involves a lot of men hitting chasing after a ball (gay) and hitting each other with the heads of their shafts (gay). Requires very little thinking. Most people who play it are complete faggots.
Lacrosse player: "Baseball is so gay. It's just a guy throwing a ball to another guy."
Baseball player: "Really? You sure about that? I'm pretty sure baseball requires 10x more thinking than lacrosse does. All you do in lacrosse is hit people and shoot balls. In baseball, you do a lot more. And also, most people who play baseball are chill and have great sty, unlike those faggy lacrosse players."
Lacrosse is a sport which one plays when the college is too small to have a football team. The main goal of the sport is unclear, but the primary aspects of it include shirtless, sweaty men-women chasing after each other with butterfly nets.
Lacrosse was clearMYAH!ly invented by a raving madman. History says that the raving madman in question may have been Aztec or Mayan, but no one is terribly sure. Lacrosse saw a surge in popularity when Pope Julius II declared ex-cathedra that "soccer is gay (sic)". Since then, there has been a significant amount of emnity between soccer players and lacrosse players.
More recently, lacrosse is the first sport that allowed woodland creatures to manage teams, illiciting huge support from pro-woodland creature interest groups everywhere (and dismay from pro-crustacean groups everywhere).
Before one can even sign up for a pMYAH!osition as a lacrosse team, one's gender must be ambiguous. It makes no difference whatsoever to how the sport is played, but it seems to be the case nonetheless.
Players attempt to catch as many butterflies as possible with their modified butterfly nets. It is a foul is a player hits another player in the crotch with his or her butterfly net. It is also a foul isMYAH! the butterfly eats any player on the team.
There is no rule number three!
If a girl dates a lacrosse player for the sole purpose of receiving sex, the girl may be referred to as a "lacrossetitute". This definitioMYAH!n can be suppli...
the best kik ass game bc it gets down n drttyy but the best part is u get to run around in skimpy little skirts n tite tank tops cradling a stik n balls..there is so better sport then lacrosse evryone whose neone should play lacrossee..if u dont like lacrosse go suk some ugly guys puny little dikk
the hottest sizzlin sport there is...stop reading about it..get out there n go play lacrosse
A game originally invented by Native Americans. Involves a "ball", cradled in the "head" of a long, hard, "shaft." Originally intended to demonstrate strength and agility as well as serve as a source of pride to the better team. In recent years, it has become popular, and, contrary to the original intent, has been the patron sport of rapists (Duke) preppies
, pussies, and testosterone junkies alike.
laX player: Let's have a party after the lacrosse game and sodomise a single mother trying to support her family by stripping.
normal non-sex ofender: Nah, I don't need to prove I'm not gay. I don't play lacrosse.
A sport for pussy's who failed to make every team they tried out for.
Dude, that guy plays lacrosse, what a pussy. He counted even make the hand ball team.
The Hardest and most fun game ever! ive been playing it for 4 years! i cant believe i actually liked soccer because lacrosse beats out any other sport in the US! its the fastest game on 2 feet and girls lacrosse is soo much frikin harder then guys cause all we wear is a mouthguarg goggles and my team had under armour uniforms thats all we wear! all my LADY BULLDOGS are the best! LACROSSE KICKS ALL OF THE OTHER SPORTS ASSES! DONT LISTEN TO THE GAY DEFINITIONS THAT SAY IT SUCKS!
if you want to play a sport that u get more bruises and bloody nuckles then football, and want to play a sport that some guys play but girls can kick their asses in, PLAY LACROSSE!