lacrosse is the fuckin hardest sport in the world, u need speed, stamina, hand eye coordination, and a huge dick to play this sport. Base balls for fuckin pussies who think there cool. BASEBALLS FORS QUEERS!!!
BASEBALL PLAYER-i stood in the outfield the whole game and didnt even move! then i slapped my teammates ass and ate some sunflower seads!

LACROSSE PLAYER-shut the hell up u fuckin pussy, ill kick ur ass if u ever speak again
by bob June 03, 2004

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n. a game that khaki wearing white boys play during the spring because "baseball is gay"
Caucasian male in your English class #1: Did you see that sick lacrosse game last night?
Caucasian male in your English class #2: Yeah, bro! Dirk has so much skill. I'm glad he's out there playing lacrosse instead of with the faggots on the baseball field.
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Lacrosse is a sport that was played by the Native Americans Indians. The point of the game is to have your team score a small hard rubber ball into the goal while using a lacrosse stick. You also have to pass, throw, and catch obviously cuz it's a team sport.. This game is so awesome and it has a lot of running to it. Also there is womens lacrosse and mens lacrosse. Its not just for men since nobody hardly mentions womens.Some rules are different for mens and womens..the sticks are different also. People usually call lacrosse "Lax". Its pretty simple... This first part is La.. and the second part is an x which stands for crosse.. You can see the lines are crossing in a "x"..Get it??
Team Lacrosse Player: Hey, wanna go practice lacrosse with me, before the game?

Me: Sure, I will go get my stick.
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A sport developed by Native Americans, then taken from them so preppy suburban white kids can be good at a sport.
White boy cant jump. White boy can wear padding and throw a ball with a stick. Black people would still be better, but prefer dunking. Weak whitie plays Lacrosse, black guy plays bball, football, basket ball, soccer. who gets paid more?
by KTKeeger July 24, 2011

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a sport that guarantees mad vagina. also includes sandwiches and call of duty.
Joe plays lacrosse, so his woman shuttles in sandwiches and gives him blow jobs while he plays call of duty.
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A high-speed, full contact sport utilizing sticks and balls. Played by closet homosexuals that possess a severe inferiority complex to the more popular games of american football and baseball. So called "athletes" run around with fishnets trying to throw a rubber ball into a net. A complete cluster-fuck of a mix between hockey, football, soccer.
Tom: I like football, and I like hockey and baseball too. I'm not sure if I'm good enough to play any of those though. I don't want to play soccer because that's gay.

James: Try lacrosse.

Tom: Yeah that's a good idea bro. Wanna go home and measure each other's dicks?

James: Dude...
by James Caffeine February 10, 2011

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A sport played by mostly potheads
Fuck yeah! We won! Now let's go smoke pot.

Lacrosse
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