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The gayest sport every. It is a sport played with a stick and a bunch of pussy ass pads on. It was originally created as a fun and manly sport but soon the fags and douche bags took over.
Joe: Hey Mike are you playing lacrosse today?
Mike: Nah bro I'm into girls

Alex: Man I love lacrosse just as much as I love sucking dick
by Inside out oreo July 07, 2013
Full of dbags that hate on baseball all the time
Lax bro: baseball sucks, lacrosse for life
Lax bro 2: ya dude
by nick1100 May 31, 2012
1)A game involving two teams of over-privelaged rich homosexuals looking for another way to personify what it is to truly like to be a tool. Usually one who plays said game is somewhere between the ape and a neanderthal on the evolutionary chart and for those who do not believe in evolution God or L Ron Hubbard created the perfect douche-bag.
Why watch gay porn when there is a Lacrosse game on?
by HideYOkids8675309 February 09, 2011
When they round up all the bitches of a school and put them on a team. LACROSSE
Girl:do you know where i can find some mean bitches?

Me:Yeah the lacrosse field after school.
by Laxchick April 23, 2009
A kick ass sport that is quickly growing mainly on the East Coast of the US of A. As yet, it is little recognized because though it has been around for over 500 years, making the oldest team sport in North America, it is just gaining popularity. TV stations are more and more televising games as it catches on.

In fact I went to the beach this past summer with a friend. After getting pounded by huge waves we played some lax then went in and watched a lacrosse tournament which Virginia won easily (no surprise there). This was the routine for about a week. Can you say "bliss?"

Oh, and some skater fags (i mean no offence to people who skate, there are skaters, who are pretty cool, and there are skater fags, who are well, fags) anyway, they tried to insult the sport saying it was a woman's sport (and they do play but differantly than men). I merely held out the stick to him and said "take the stick and try to get to my friend over there, i'll play D, no stick." he tried, gotta give him props for that but i just decked his ass right away. Ah, good times.

Just goes to prove sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut.
um didn't i give an example above?

skater fag: "lacrosse is a womans sport"

laxer: *decks skater fag*
by split360 November 26, 2006
Best Sport Ever. Im sorry to all you baseball freaks out there, but for some reason I prefer beating some guy senseless to grabbing his ass. Thats just me tho, so, go have fun with your silly grabassing.
Lacrosse is indeed harder than baseball, and more entertaining
Anyone who says Lacrosse is gay just because girls play it in the UK needs to see a lacrosse stick...being swung at their head... and then pegged with lacrosse balls for a while. Those son'bitches hurt
by Adrian Tepes January 02, 2006
Because you didn't play football
Jared: Ahhh YEAH i made it on the lax crew
Lou: You played football right
Jared: yeah but i wasnt played in games
Lou: ooooo thats why you play Lacrosse
by WOWOMGLAZERS January 30, 2011