lacrosse is the fuckin hardest sport in the world, u need speed, stamina, hand eye coordination, and a huge dick to play this sport. Base balls for fuckin pussies who think there cool. BASEBALLS FORS QUEERS!!!
BASEBALL PLAYER-i stood in the outfield the whole game and didnt even move! then i slapped my teammates ass and ate some sunflower seads!

LACROSSE PLAYER-shut the hell up u fuckin pussy, ill kick ur ass if u ever speak again
by bob June 03, 2004
A sport developed by Native Americans, then taken from them so preppy suburban white kids can be good at a sport.
White boy cant jump. White boy can wear padding and throw a ball with a stick. Black people would still be better, but prefer dunking. Weak whitie plays Lacrosse, black guy plays bball, football, basket ball, soccer. who gets paid more?
by KTKeeger July 24, 2011
A sport for the UN-athetically gifted. Not a real sport, a joke sport for the kids who can't play football and think they are hardcore
My waterboy in football was a lacrosse player. He couldn't even put the cups out right.

I made the C football team, so I tried lacrosse, now im hardcore and think im a badass.
by Thebossdude July 16, 2011
Lacrosse Bitching around Baseball Players since 1400
Baseball: I like baseball and dick!

Lacrosse: I like hitting kids and puss
by bramai99 October 27, 2006
the sport men play in the spring. Instead of that pussy sport called baseball
Yo,you want to play baseball? Na im not a pussy im going to play lacrosse
by Roche April 05, 2008
Amazing sport played in Canada and North America. Unfortuanitly, the sport has not caught on with anybody outside of the North East. It's kind of a cross between Football and hockey, with the rough play of football only with goals like hockey. Since the game is really fast paced, teams usually score more goals than in a hockey game, so it's pretty much an improvemant on hockey.

The only problem is that Lacross and baseball players hate on each other all the time. Shit, if you dont want to watch either of the sports then you dont have to, no reason to hate.
European: Lacrosse? Only school girls play that. Infact, schoolgirls also plays Baseball, but they call it Rounders

North American: NO ONE CARES

European: Yep infact, all Lacrosse players are lesbians and...

North American: *Kicks his ass*
by Spikesy July 09, 2006
A sport which involves no skill whatsoever, it requires no thinking and no dribbiling, so whoever plays it can probably score a goal at least once a game if they play offense.
Basketball: you dribble a ball and have plays.
Baseball: you think every play and have situational plays.
Soccer: you dribble the ball with your foot and have to kick it past other players.
Lacrosse: carry the ball in a stick and run past people, no dribbling or thinking involved.
by Names22 April 13, 2011
a kick ass sport that is 100 times better than baseball.Anyone who plays baseball instead of lacrosse has a big gaping vagina.

Baseball players are Pussies
Sammy Sosa, muscular Home-Run hitter, misses games because he hurt his back sneezing.
Max's mom gave me head the other night because she loved the fact that i play lacrosse and not baseball like her faggot son.
by laxxxer32432 April 23, 2009

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