lacrosse is the fuckin hardest sport in the world, u need speed, stamina, hand eye coordination, and a huge dick to play this sport. Base balls for fuckin pussies who think there cool. BASEBALLS FORS QUEERS!!!
BASEBALL PLAYER-i stood in the outfield the whole game and didnt even move! then i slapped my teammates ass and ate some sunflower seads!

LACROSSE PLAYER-shut the hell up u fuckin pussy, ill kick ur ass if u ever speak again
by bob June 03, 2004
Lacrosse Bitching around Baseball Players since 1400
Baseball: I like baseball and dick!

Lacrosse: I like hitting kids and puss
by bramai99 October 27, 2006
A sport developed by Native Americans, then taken from them so preppy suburban white kids can be good at a sport.
White boy cant jump. White boy can wear padding and throw a ball with a stick. Black people would still be better, but prefer dunking. Weak whitie plays Lacrosse, black guy plays bball, football, basket ball, soccer. who gets paid more?
by KTKeeger July 24, 2011
the sport men play in the spring. Instead of that pussy sport called baseball
Yo,you want to play baseball? Na im not a pussy im going to play lacrosse
by Roche April 05, 2008
a kick ass sport that is 100 times better than baseball.Anyone who plays baseball instead of lacrosse has a big gaping vagina.

Baseball players are Pussies
Sammy Sosa, muscular Home-Run hitter, misses games because he hurt his back sneezing.
Max's mom gave me head the other night because she loved the fact that i play lacrosse and not baseball like her faggot son.
by laxxxer32432 April 23, 2009
worst sport known to man. everyone who plays this sucks giant d*ck. this sport is only played the biggest queers in the school. notice the real sports like baseball football and basketball get all the girls. the kids who play lacrosse have little ass dicks. fucking lacrosse is so gay everyone who plays it should be killed. its only for the gayest mother fuckers out there. peace. fuck you lacrosse players.
some kid: i play lacrosse.
me: no wonder why you dont get laid you fucking queer bag!
by lacrosse is gay69 January 12, 2009
Amazing sport played in Canada and North America. Unfortuanitly, the sport has not caught on with anybody outside of the North East. It's kind of a cross between Football and hockey, with the rough play of football only with goals like hockey. Since the game is really fast paced, teams usually score more goals than in a hockey game, so it's pretty much an improvemant on hockey.

The only problem is that Lacross and baseball players hate on each other all the time. Shit, if you dont want to watch either of the sports then you dont have to, no reason to hate.
European: Lacrosse? Only school girls play that. Infact, schoolgirls also plays Baseball, but they call it Rounders

North American: NO ONE CARES

European: Yep infact, all Lacrosse players are lesbians and...

North American: *Kicks his ass*
by Spikesy July 09, 2006
A sport for the people who struck out in tee ball.
Man, that lacrosse is so bad.
He must of struck out in tee ball
by baseball123456999 February 12, 2015

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