lacrosse is the fuckin hardest sport in the world, u need speed, stamina, hand eye coordination, and a huge dick to play this sport. Base balls for fuckin pussies who think there cool. BASEBALLS FORS QUEERS!!!
BASEBALL PLAYER-i stood in the outfield the whole game and didnt even move! then i slapped my teammates ass and ate some sunflower seads!

LACROSSE PLAYER-shut the hell up u fuckin pussy, ill kick ur ass if u ever speak again
by bob June 03, 2004
the best kik ass game bc it gets down n drttyy but the best part is u get to run around in skimpy little skirts n tite tank tops cradling a stik n balls..there is so better sport then lacrosse evryone whose neone should play lacrossee..if u dont like lacrosse go suk some ugly guys puny little dikk
the hottest sizzlin sport there is...stop reading about it..get out there n go play lacrosse
by tiffanyy January 21, 2005
a kick ass sport that is 100 times better than baseball and hockey. Anyone who plays baseball instead of lacrosse needs to grow a dick
Pats mom gave me head the other nite becuz she loved the fact that i played lacrosse.
by lacrosse January 04, 2005
lacrosse- one of the greatest sports ever (tied with football) 100 times better than baseball and all faggots who play baseball instead need to grow a dick
Lacrosse is such a nice sport that pats mom gave me head cuz she loved that i played it.
by lacrosse January 04, 2005
The fastest sport on two feet.
My boyfriend is the 3rd best lacrosse goalie in the state.
by Katey November 27, 2004
The best of football and hockey combined. Notice, this is American football and not some crap called futbol or soccer.
a: How did you break you end up in a full body cast?

b: I should have stuck with soccer. I tried out for the LACROSSE team.

a: You're fucking weak. Lawn Fairy.
by JammerC April 27, 2004
Best sport ever. Uses almost no padding. Full contact sport, and almost anything goes when trying to get the ball away from the opposing team.
Good luck T-baggin coach's nut sack guys!
(to baseball players leaving for game)
by Laxdef10 October 15, 2003

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