lacrosse is the fuckin hardest sport in the world, u need speed, stamina, hand eye coordination, and a huge dick to play this sport. Base balls for fuckin pussies who think there cool. BASEBALLS FORS QUEERS!!!
BASEBALL PLAYER-i stood in the outfield the whole game and didnt even move! then i slapped my teammates ass and ate some sunflower seads!

LACROSSE PLAYER-shut the hell up u fuckin pussy, ill kick ur ass if u ever speak again
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Lacrosse:
a sport that requires hand-eye coordination. It is extremely hard and only for the most talented. Some people may think its as easy as a ball in a stick, but it is much more complex. You need to be able to run, need to be able to take a beating and must be strong. You also need to be able to handle what the ref says whether he is wrong or right.
Some of the most hardest positions in lacrosse are:
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The goalie is undermined because people think it is as easy as catching a ball. WRONG. Goalies must be able to yes, catch a ball but also see where the ball is going and follow it, and be able to swallow tears when the ball hits their bare skin. Midfield is also very hard too, because middys run up and down, and all over the field. Defense too, you need to be big, and loud and scream and stay on your girl and continue to guard her.

If you want to play lacrosse, you would need to be ready to be awake at 4 in the morning for a 6:00 tournament. YES TOURNAMENT.
The practices are the least fun in all of lacrosse but pays off the most. Lacrosse is the best sport ever.
I was up at 3 in the morning for my lacrosse tournament! I'm exhausted but ready for practice!
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The most badass sport there is.
Why?
1. The center of the rubber ball is CONCRETE
2. Native Americans played the sport instead of going to war with other tribes. The losing team was killed.
3. It's the opposite of baseball.
4. The offense players are called Attackmen.
5. Have you seen a good shot at a goalie?
6. One of the fastest sports their is.
7. You carry a weapon at all times.
"You look like a badass"
"Well, I do play lacrosse."

"I couldn't decide if I wanted to get in a knife fight with a samurai or play lacrosse"
"Lacrosse dude, no contest."
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A sport played on a field thats 110 yards long and 60 yards wide, and played by men whos dicks are the same size.

During the spring time, wild badasses all over the world flock to their nearest lacrosse field. If you are allergic to large doses of manliness (or play baseball), it would be good practice to mantain a safe distance from these lacrosse games, as the concentration of badassery has been known to cause seziures.
John (Baseball player): Hey Jake, lets walk over here.
Jake (Baseball player): Naw man, I hear theres a lacrosse game over there.
John: C'mon man, it'll be fine.
Jake: No John, its too dangerous.
John: Fine, I'll just go by myself.
Jake: No John, its too dangerous. That much badass in one place... It can be deadly.
*John keeps walking*
Jake: John, get back here right now!
*John continues to walk*
Jake: John!
*John sees lacrosse game and has a seizure from the concentration of badassery*
Jake: JOOOHNN!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!
*Jake tries to run over and help John, but collapses early. He's not used to physical activity.*
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A game played on a field that is 110 yards long and 60 yards wide. While in play there are 10 players on the field at a time (20 if you include the opposing team). The players are divided into four groups the Mid-Fielders, the Attack, the Defense, and the Goalie. The Mid-Fielders are players that can go on either side of the field and play both defense and offense and there stick can be between the length of 40 inches and 42 inches. The Attack are three players that stay on the opposing teams side of the field and have the same sized stick as the Mid-fielders. The Defenders stay on one side of the field and defend their goal their stick can be between the length of 52 and 72 inches long.

Lacrosse can be played in almost any weather conditions except if it is thundering and lightning.

Lacrosse is for the athletically able, to play lacrosse you need to be fast, strong, smart, quick thinking, and you need to have stamina and a lot of it. you also need to be able to take a hit and they continue to play.

Lacrosse is amazing and can Kick baseball's ass any day.
Lacrosse can be played in the rain, snow, sleet, hail, basically any weather condition (but not thunder and Lightning)
But a baseball game is canceled if it starts to drizzle out also baseball games are so boring that half way through the game there is time for you to awake your self up from your after noon nap. Baseball sucks ass
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Commonly known as "lax." Possibly the coolest sport ever played. If you look in the dictionary, under "legit" one of the definitions is "SEE LACROSSE." Pretty much the only sports that stands up to it is football. It requires endurance, accuracy, strength, agility, and of course balls (unless of course you play girls lax).

It is often made fun of my pansy baseball players because they're mad that lacrosse makes their sport look like a bunch of homosexuals playing tag with each other. Their usual insults to the sport is "it's gay" or "it's for pussies" because they can't actually think of anything legitimately gay about the sport. Maybe if they didn't have such an abundance of estrogen in their lard ass bodies they'd enjoy lacrosse for the manly sport it is.

Lacrosse is a big time contact sport so players are required to wear quite a bit of upper body pads. It's probably a good idea seeing as solid balls of rubber are being hurled at speeds over 80mph sometimes.

Bottom Line: greatest sport out there, its a sport for real men, baseball doesn't even come close.
Glen: I'm not very athletic, but I'd like to feel like I actually play a sport. I also like penises and wearing tight pants while I run around in circles. What sport should I play this year?

Rob: Sounds like baseball is the sport for you. Since I actually want to play a legitimate sport and want to play one that actually requires skill and dexterity, I think I'll play a beastly sport like lacrosse.

Glen: Lacrosse seems really cool and manly, but I'm intimidated by contact sports because I'm a total pussy. I think I'll stick to baseball, maybe in the fall I'll go out for soccer.

Rob: Yeah, why don't you try coming out of the closet first, homo.
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if you dont know what this sport is you better be an alien dead or in jail for all of your life
if you play lacrosse than that is your life
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The best of football and hockey combined. Notice, this is American football and not some crap called futbol or soccer.
a: How did you break you end up in a full body cast?

b: I should have stuck with soccer. I tried out for the LACROSSE team.

a: You're fucking weak. Lawn Fairy.
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