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lacrosse is the fuckin hardest sport in the world, u need speed, stamina, hand eye coordination, and a huge dick to play this sport. Base balls for fuckin pussies who think there cool. BASEBALLS FORS QUEERS!!!
BASEBALL PLAYER-i stood in the outfield the whole game and didnt even move! then i slapped my teammates ass and ate some sunflower seads!

LACROSSE PLAYER-shut the hell up u fuckin pussy, ill kick ur ass if u ever speak again
by bob June 03, 2004
the best fucking sport ever to have been made, harder than both baseball and soccer (which have little to no contact at all)...
"wow, i play baseball and lacrosse is gay cuz I'm too pussy to play it, and I don't realize that MENS lacrosse in the US is not a pussy sport and has more contact than my sport....maybe i should join...nahhhh im too gay"
by youreallgay May 24, 2005
Best sport ever. Uses almost no padding. Full contact sport, and almost anything goes when trying to get the ball away from the opposing team.
Good luck T-baggin coach's nut sack guys!
(to baseball players leaving for game)
by Laxdef10 October 15, 2003
The best thing to do with clothes on.
Lacrosse May even be the best thing to do without clothes on. If not its in close second.
by LiveLoveLax21 August 08, 2010
A sport that is played only by women in the UK, which has no contact in it at all. When played in the US by males, it is a hardcore game where anything goes. Anyone who says that lax sucks b/c it is played by pussies in the UK is stupid. Real men play lax in the US, English people have bad teeth. It takes heart, hustle, blood, sweat and stamina to play this game. It makes baseball look like an old folks home. A baseball game will take about 2 to 3 hours and 4 or 5 guys will have run 90 feet or so. In a lax game, after 5 minutes, everyone has already sprinted up and down the field 3 or 4 times.
UK boy - lacrosse is played by little girls in the UK

US boy - lacrosse is different in the US. We actually hit each other. Get some braces
by Laxpimp114 March 28, 2005
A sport originally played by Native Americans when war wasn't brutal enough. It's a demanding sport only made fun of by people that have never tried it or tried it and couldn't handle it.

Due to the sport's early adoption by private schools in Maryland and New York, the sport has been dominated by mostly white upper class players from these areas in the past. With the spread of the sport across the country and the wide acceptance in public schools, the demographic has become a lot more diverse. California, Colorado, Texas, and Florida have all become big areas for lacrosse and a big increase in minority players including MLL standouts John Christmas, Kyle Harrison, and Chazz Woodson as well as two of the top 07 college recruits, the Bratton brothers.
Only tough, coordinated players with a good work ethic, stamina, and good field sense make good lacrosse players.
by Tigerlax February 03, 2008
it's all about the running
pushing yourself to the limit
never giving up no matter how tired you are
or how sore you are
its all about the team work
and how great you feel in the end
knowing that you did everything as a team
Let's go play some lacrosse.
by Meggyx10 April 10, 2007
The COOLEST, FASTEST, most INTENSE game ever played. Also girls who play are usually extremely preppy.
Girls wear skirts and run around using and try not to let the refs see thier fowls, check people's sticks (and sometimes them) and score
Guys run around and hit people whenever they can and score.

Girl 1: OMG, those girls are wearing skirts. Lacrosse is a wuss sport.

(Player gets red carded for checking in the face)

by Sarah Gray June 22, 2006