Lackman 

A company who makes food at hofstra. The food looks and smells appetizing, but from the first bite to the last, will be coming out at least 2 hours after eating, in either gas, liquid, or solid form.

David Luke did the lackman food make you poop again, cause I smell a stinker.

Not yet but believe me its coming.
...

Lackman by Beta Beta Beta April 3, 2009

lockmanitis

the raspy voice that comes from a night of heavy drinking. usually brought upon by drinking copious amounts of alcohol and smoking cigarettes with reckless abandon.

Joe - Man, I was so wasted last night. I don't even remember what happened at dimes last night.

Jamar- Whats wrong with your voice? Sounds like you are coming down with a case of lockmanitis!!

lockmanitis by LocKdOwn51 October 19, 2012

Lackanookieitis 

The mental disease contracted by not getting any poon over a long period of time. Symptoms include increased porn viewing and more frequent masturbation (yes, even more than usual).

Known Cures: Prostitutes, Single's Bars and Frat Parties.

After chokin' the chicken for the 5th time in one day, Ken realized he had contracted Lackanookieitis and consulted the local Prostitute for "help".

Lackanookieitis by Psycho-J November 23, 2004

Lockmaned

The act of interrupting a conversation and interjecting comments that have nothing to do with the conversation.

Bob and I were planning our weekend trip when we got lockmaned by Rob who started talking about his deer camp.

Lockmaned by SURVYR September 7, 2010

Lackland's Laws 

1)Never be first.
2)Never be last.
3)Never volunteer for anything.

Shit Peter, when we start PTing for the marine corps, keep lackland's laws in mind or the DIs are going to single you out.

Lackland's Laws by Copenhagen5150 November 17, 2011

larkman 

a council estate in Norwich, England.It is full of girls that look like men in tracksuits and boozy teenagers that think they're hard with weed and stds

Girl: ew look at them scabs
Boy: I know,there larkmanites from the larkman

larkman by Twatfeatures June 2, 2015

lackland

A hell hole in san antonio texas. built by the Air Force for Basic training, It is the fear of every person joining. This place wil scar anyone for the rest of their life. If the drill sergeants dont kill you, the Texas heat will.

Dude!! I am being sent to lackland for training!!!

"OH GOD, I AM SORRY"

lackland by Scott Z. April 21, 2008