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A person who is unabashedly Midwestern (not limited to a geographical area) lacking knowledge of or an appreciation for culture and instead embracing the non-culture and conformity of big box store consumerism, having highlighted hair with roots that desperately need fixing, and adopting a Bath and Body Works scent as her 'signature' scent. Root words: Midwestern and fantastic...as in, fantastically tacky! Perpetrators are commonly found in rural areas of Iowa, Illinois, Indiana, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, and northern Kentucky.
You might be Midwestastic if... ...you have worn a tiara over the age of 5 and you are NOT a real princess. ...Olive Garden is fine Italian cuisine. ...your hair looks like Kate Gosselin's old hairstyle. ...you wore baby's breath in your hair to a school dance. ...your family eats cheesy hashbrown casserole at family dinners. ...you collect Longaberger baskets, Vera Bradley purses, Boyd's Bears, or really...if you collect anything. ...you or someone you know got Glamour shots taken at the mall. ...your iPod is a hodgepodge of country songs and rappers. wtf? ...everyone in town knows the local high school's football team's record...for the last three years. and the list goes on and on... |
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| 23. | Intelack | ||
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Intellectualism + lack of CDKA&EU = Intelack. CDKA&EU Conscience, Discretion, Knowledge, Acceptance and Empathetic Understanding or the Virtues we Souls are accumulating by completing Karma over many, many lifetimes. Adjective; A person who is confined to intellectualism, and possessing little or no access to Intuition, the only means of experiencing ones emotionality and CDKA&EU. The person who believes life is unfair, unjust, and that wealthy people need to have their wealth taken and distributed to the poor, is an "Intelack" individual.
The person who believes that killing millions of people is OK, just as long as an Utopian dream is pursued, is an "Intelack" individual. The individual whose Soul is perched on the lower rungs of the Ladder of Life is an "Intelack" individual. |
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| 24. | Tigbola | ||
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1.The common belief that women with large breasts are lacking large amounts of knowledge in other parts of their life. Dude, don't listen to anything she says, shes got a mad case of Tigbola.
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| 25. | ignorant | ||
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crude, ill mannered, boorish (not to be confused with the standard sense of lacking knowledge) We have a bunch of ignorant people on the radio who get paid for running off at the mouth.
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| 26. | Phillism | ||
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To use one's acquired knowledge, no matter the size to explain any sort of phenomena occurring in one's surroundings, regardless of lacking all basic knowledge of the situation at hand, relying on the creativity of one's own inner 6'th grade level imagination in order to prove one's intelligence superior to all surround peers in an adult environment. At work, Tom walked into a conversation where employees were attempting to demonstrate the new business strategy amongst each other. Tom decided to spout his opinion in the form of a "phillism" with a half heartened grin on his face that he didn't need to review along with the other employees because if he could figure out how to tie a "tie" that morning, he could easily figure the "core competency return to configure the optimal fund turn-over rate for the last quarter's marketing campaign segment". As Tom walked away satisfied with his attempt, all the other employees looked at each other puzzled and asked each other, "why the janitor was at work so early"?
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| 27. | ignarrogance | ||
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offensive display of superiority or self importance whilst lacking general knowledge and awareness Ignarrogance and rudeness are training wheels on the bicycle of life; for weak people who cannot keep their balance without them.
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| 28. | ill337erate | ||
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adj., 1.) Lacking knowledge of the language of 1337, otherwise known as L337 or L33T. 2.) Ignorant regarding internet related dialect and nomenclature. For the ill337erate, 3=E and 4=A.
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