Lackanookieitis 

The mental disease contracted by not getting any poon over a long period of time. Symptoms include increased porn viewing and more frequent masturbation (yes, even more than usual).

Known Cures: Prostitutes, Single's Bars and Frat Parties.

After chokin' the chicken for the 5th time in one day, Ken realized he had contracted Lackanookieitis and consulted the local Prostitute for "help".

Lackanookieitis by Psycho-J November 23, 2004

lackadickatosis

Lack of sex making one act like a total asshole to all

Damn she's evil today...suffering from a serious case of lackadickatosis since breaking up with her main man!

lackadickatosis by roshne1206 June 11, 2006

Lackadickitis 

A fictitious condition in which one lacks the company of a mans sexual organ for an extended period of time. In this instance that person may experience an increase in heat flashes, flirting, fantasies, masturbation, viewing of porn, or the use of electronic toys in order to curb their appetite for the male organ until a suitable partner is found.

She's suffering from
lackadickitis because it's been 6 months since she last had sex.

Lackadickitis by mswordplay January 20, 2009

lackanookie 

a frequent and sometime fatal disease, its causes are lack of use of the male or female organs resulting in hairy palms and wheezing.

Caleb finds extreme discomfort between his legs due to lackanookie,

lackanookie by MBN September 20, 2004

LACKANOOKIE 

Translation from Hawaii. Lack of sexual activity aong males.

Im suffering from LACKANOOKIE.

LACKANOOKIE by JIMBO October 8, 2003

lackadickatnightus 

Lackadickatnightus (n) noun. When a woman or man is suffering from an unexpected pause in regular nightly sexual penetration by a penis.

Bill left Carrie last week and she's been acting like a little bitch!
Yeah? sounds like she's gotta case of Lackadickatnightus, and you know how desperate they are when it gets like that!

lackadickatnightus by ceerip707 October 24, 2017

Lockcockblock 

The inability to have Tinder hook-ups due to lockdown restrictions caused by Coronavirus.

"These new Stage 3 restrictions have totally lockcockblocked the hook-ups I had planned for this weekend"

Lockcockblock by BillyBrainless July 12, 2020