|1.||Lack of Talent Show|
An elementary school "talent show", also known as a variety show. It is a show in where one hundred kids do the EXACT SAME THING.Events in the Lack of Talent show include: lip syncs, gymnastics routines, tap dancing, screaming into the microphone, mumbling into the microphone, instrument solos, over dressing, costumes resembling abused women, under dressing, too much make up, and other things that fall in this genre.
Dad: Thank God it's over.
Dad: Billy's Lack of Talent show.
Mom: I know... all of these kids SUCKED!