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A fantastic video game company overlooked because of the waining intellect of the average American gamer, although it's still very popular in it's native Japan. Without them, the modern day video company would be in a dead end due to the arcade crash of the 1980's.
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Console History: Nintendo reinvigorated the market with the very successful Nintendo Entertainment System released in 1985; it's Japanese counterpart, the Famicom, was also very successful. Nintendo continued this success with the release of the Super Famicom in Japan and the Super NES in America and Europe. Although it faced stiff competition from the rival Sega's Genesis console, it was largely more successful with original games such as the Legend of Zelda: a Link to the Past, Star Fox, Donkey Kong Country, and the ever famous Mario series. The Nintendo 64, originally called project reality or Ultra 64, was released in 1996, A year later than Sony's Playstation. The N64 sported alot of popular and high-grossing games, from original titles licensed by Nintendo like Super Mario 64 and the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, to third party hits such as Banjo-Kazooie and Goldeneye 64. Alot of games on the N64 were considered to be top notch and have gain recognition from critics and fans alike. The most noticeable games on the N64 were Super Mario 64 due to it's revolutionary breakthrough into a fully rendered 3D environment and the use of an innovative camera system, the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time due ... |
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| 44. | shwag muffin | ||
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A very poorly home rolled cigarette. You do not use a rolling machine. Chris had said I make shwag muffins, due to their lack of quality.
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| 45. | audacity | ||
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1 : the quality or state of being audacious : as a : intrepid boldness b : bold or arrogant disregard of normal restraints
2 : an audacious act -- usually used in plural synonym see TEMERITY 3 : using a clans public forum to request signatures after you turn your back on them Typical n00b: "Hey, even though I completely turned my back on you guys, any chance you could make me a cool siggy, kthx?"
Hoellenfeuer: "WTF are you thinking, n00b? Get lost." Typical n00b: "Well, I may be back one day when my current clan collapses bc of lack of leadership or funding whichever happens first..." Hoellenfeuer: "Fat chance, fuck stain." Wisch: "I can't believe that n00b's audacity!" |
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| 46. | bitch | ||
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If enunciated properly, the word bitch can be demeaning to the point of devastation. The key to success when using this form of slander lies within several factors of deliverance.
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In ascending order of importance, these factors of execution include: 5. Audience 4. Voice Quality 3. Setup 2. Volume 1. Selling the ‘B’ In order to further grasp the concept of the aforementioned criteria, one must journey through each of their respective degrees of impact. (For our purposes, we will refer to the insulter as the bitch-er, and likewise, the insulted as the bitch-ee.) Audience: An appreciating audience is a must for the aftermath of a “bitch” execution. The undignified laughter of peers has a traumatic effect on the bitch-ee. Voice Quality: This is where the talented shine. The voice quality characteristic, unattainable by most, is a predetermined ability given at birth to an elite few. A rich, booming voice can cut through the crowd, and just as easily tear through the self-esteem of the bitch-ee. Setup: As a precursor to the slur, the setup expresses why the bitch-ee is in fact a bitch. Essentially, it gives validity to the bold accusation of the bitch-er. Volume: Does the Pope shit in the woods? Any healthy implementation of the word bitch needs to be done with vigor and feeling, which is best expressed through volume. Selling the ‘B’: This is the core of calling someone a bitch. Even if the former factors are given poor regard, the bitch-er sti... |
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| 47. | gift shop | ||
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Mediocre, sub-par, or just straight up whack. This term can be attributed to anything whose lack of quality or authenticity is comparable to that of items one might find in a gift shop. "Juelz Santana's whack ass flow is gift shop, not hip-hop."
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| 48. | stoom | ||
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A bastardisation of 'It's Doom', used to explain the impetus behind going to see the Doom movie despite it's obvious lack of quality.
It is best said at high volume whilst stretching out the 'o's. It is also fun to use as a greeting or a way to communicate how crazy awesome everything is going for you and your mates. 'Hey'
'Stoom, bitch' 'I just got a fat, fuck off telly for the living room for us to watch.' 'STOOOOOOOOM!!!' |
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| 49. | lame salad | ||
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(adj) Lame salad is a complex adjective, often used incorrectly by those lacking the intelligence to comprehend such a term. Lame salad by definition, refers to something which is extremely lame, weak, sad, poor or otherwise, usually failing to achieve in very many aspects (or often, every aspect). Lame salad is a poorly tossed mix of uneven and very low quality ingedients (different characteristics or factors which suck excessively). When combined as a whole, the result is lame salad, which is not a good combination at all. Lame salad is most often associated with the following: total failure to achieve, complete incompetance in every aspect of life, absolute stupidity so rediculous you question wether or not its intentional or a joke, and a complete lack of care, direction or progress in a specific task. "this happy meal is lame salad, why is the bun missing and why is there a pack of salt in my coke?"
"your mechanic did a lame salad job on my brakes, i cant even steer now and im stuck in reverse" "you hear about that suicide on myspace? thats lame salad if I ever heard of such a thing" "reality TV is lame salad" |
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