| 1. | Shituational Awareness | ||
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Shituational Awareness is awareness of your environment whilst taking a dump, or pitching a loaf. Poor shituational awareness can lead to lack of toilet paper, or coming face to face with a former dumpee's turd. Can also lead to entering a toilet with a broken lock. "Dude, have some shituational awareness about you when you pitch a loaf, the paper has run out!"
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| 2. | oblivi | ||
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A unit of measure representing a lack of awareness. Johann is filled with so much oblivi when it comes to the topic of woodchucks chucking wood. He is totally oblivious.
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| 3. | sleep | ||
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An extremely serious medical condition that occurs due to a lack of caffiene, glucose, taurine, but most likely all of the above. Symptoms of this condition include very low brain function, loss of brain function, and complete blindness for the duration of the symptoms. Tom: I think I might sleep...
Harry: No! Not you too buddy! Have another can of Red Bull. |
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| 4. | situasianal awareness | ||
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n. The complete lack of situational awareness. I was trying to drive through Chinatown and almost ran over a bunch of pings crossing the street looking the wrong way. Amazing levels of situasianal awareness down there.
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| 5. | broscience | ||
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Broscience is apparently a term that's become more popular amongst the not-particularly-buff-but-into-bodybuilding crowd, to refer to any knowledge or wisdom that does not comport with their current, trend-based understanding of nutrition, training and supplementation. more...
Broscience is basically a term in skinnier people use an attempt to sound more knowledgeable about a topic, but what they fail to understand is that their reasoning is typically at least as equally flawed, and for the same reasons, as what they are criticizing. For example, a guy may say that taking amino acids while training is unnecessary, and constitutes "broscience." Why? Well the latest studies to come out apparently show this to be the case, and it is now trendy on bodybuilding boards to denounce taking amino acids while training as "broscience." However, the idea of taking amino acids while training was probably brought forward in the past by other studies as well as anecdotal experience, which may contradict current studies and anecdotal experience. Point being, studies contradict each other all the time, so anecdotal experience has a type of legitimacy that scientific studies can't completely replace. In 5 or 10 years, new studies may again show the value taking amino acids while training, and the trend while shift again. Therefore, by their own definition for broscience, most of those using the term are in fact engaging in broscience themselves. |
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| 6. | chobster | ||
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A bit of a fool, someone who is not with it, in that they have a closed mind and a complete lack of awareness of what is 'going down' in any sense. 'Mate, I thought I was going to lose it on the train surrounded by those chobsters, I'm glad to be out of there!
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| 7. | schlub | ||
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Unkempt in appearance, either due to lack of effort or lack of awareness. The opposite of metrosexual. He's a nice enough guy, but he's sort of a schlub.
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