laconic 

A word derived from the region of Greece named Laconia, the capital city of which is Sparta. It means to speak in a concise way, as the Spartans often did.

Philip II of Macedon: "You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city."

Sparta: "If."

^that's laconic^

laconic by enote August 1, 2012

Laconic 

An adjective used to describe individuals who are brief in speech and communication; some one who is quiet and answers questions and talks in short answers and sentences.

Laconic individuals get straight to the point, where in some instances people may misconstrue it as rudeness or creepiness.

Person: Have we met?
Laconic person: No.
Person: But you know me.
Laconic Person: I know of you. We haven't met.
Person: So how exactly do you know me?
Laconic Person: I see you.
Person: Where? In public or in advertisements?
Laconic Person: Yes.
Person: Which one?
Laconic Person: Both.

Laconic by Khamileon November 27, 2011

lacxniccx 

a mf that simps for fyodor Ranpo and yosano and loves bsd 🤞🏻😍🤞🏻

lacxniccx loves fyodor too much

lacxniccx by u don’t know me lol June 20, 2021

Lacancho 

Similar to diarrhea; poop

“Aye vato I gotta take a lacancho”

Lacancho by SoundCloud: YungSabbi August 14, 2018

laconic 

short strait to the point. similar to Turse

Dr. T: Those advance study questions are Laconic.

Student: what does that word mean.
Dr. T: look it up

Student: Urban dictionary say's "a woman who talks alot"
Dr. T: Fix it, it means short and to the point

Student: ill do it "laconicly"

laconic by Ksig October 17, 2011

the Lacanian Real 

a nonexistent entity believed in by some psychoanalysts as an excuse for flagellating themselves, and/or by cultural critics as an explanation for anything they can't explain.

Because of the Lacanian Real, we're all a pile of shit.

The reason why the Walrus Man bleeds when he's hit with a lightsaber even when nobody else ever bleeds when hit with a lightsaber is because of the Lacanian Real.

the Lacanian Real by Andy April 17, 2004

laconic 

talking an excesive amount

Yo, that chick is laconic,

laconic by jdhoble July 10, 2005