Lablasted

adjective

1. being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of Labatt Blue; intoxicated.

2. pertaining to or caused by intoxication or intoxicated persons by way of Labatt Blue, nearly exclusively.

He and his friends bought cases of Labatt Blue with designs on getting Lablasted.

"I was so Lablasted that I don't even remember breaking into the neighbor's garage and stealing all of those roller derby medals."

Lablasted by Tsunami of Swag December 23, 2012

lapcatted

physically incapacitated due to the overwhelming comfortable position of a cat or kitten snuggled in one's lap.

"I tried to reach for the remote, but I was lapcatted"

lapcatted by Myleesa Moodswing September 15, 2013

Lab-Ratted 

Tested, played with, fucked over, messed with, etc.

This applies to any situation in which you can be Tested, played with, fucked over, messed with, etc.

Alyson: I think we should break up, I like another guy.
Jon: You said you'd always love me, you said you wanted to marry me.
Alyson: I know, but I lied.
Jon was Lab-Ratted

Jeff(To Jim):How was your week off?
Jim:I didn't get to leave till tuesday and had to come in thursday to do books.
Jeff: Wow, your boss lab-ratted you.

Lab-Ratted by PHS2HC2009 May 29, 2009