Judge Labeled

Someone judging a person that they do not know and with little to no information, giving them a derogatory label as a result of their bias. Thus, drawing a conclusion about the kind of person they are based on said label.

“That guy legit said I must be a slut if I drink tequila shots. He obviously judge labeled us from across the bar”

Judge Labeled by Unzipped Intentions July 9, 2020

Labelist

Someone who labels anyone and anything in an effort to avoid

explaining the reasoning* behind a conclusion they have espoused.

* because there is none

Doug is such a labelist! If someone disagrees with him he just calls them a "crazy liberal"!

Labelist by Dr. IV January 2, 2013

Labelreaderitus 

When you are so bored in the bathroom, you begin to read the labels on the backs of the toiletries and cleaning supply bottles just to pass the time.

Giovanni was in the bathroom yesterday and after half an hour he got such a bad case of labelreaderitus, he began to read the back of the Lysol can.

Labelreaderitus by Jace555 May 19, 2009

Labibah 

Beautiful, funny and fun person to be around. Brings life to the party and is a good at hosting events. Very savage and intelligent, people like to be around her, has an attitude yet it is admired

what a cool labibah
What a fun time with labibah

Labibah by A.Savage May 23, 2016

Labia lady tonight 

The original title for the Frank Sinatra classic; 'Luck, be a lady tonight.' The title was changed after producers found that focus groups struggled to relate to lyrics about a woman comprised almost entirely of cuntflaps.

Frank (singing in studio): 'Labia lady tonight, your beef curtains gave me a fright'
Producer: 'Ahhh, Frank, those lyrics really aren't doing it for me- I think fans will struggle to relate to a woman with engorged labia'
Frank: (farts disapprovingly)

Labia lady tonight by Anonymous submissions December 31, 2016

Lablasted

adjective

1. being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of Labatt Blue; intoxicated.

2. pertaining to or caused by intoxication or intoxicated persons by way of Labatt Blue, nearly exclusively.

He and his friends bought cases of Labatt Blue with designs on getting Lablasted.

"I was so Lablasted that I don't even remember breaking into the neighbor's garage and stealing all of those roller derby medals."

Lablasted by Tsunami of Swag December 23, 2012

LaBella 

1.A male of questionable sexual orientation that likes to fantasize about anal sex.
2. A conniving, hard to understand, midget from New Jersey who lives in his mom's basement and sports a balding Bud Bundy mullet.
3. A person who intentionally lies.

I was sad for the homeless guy until I thought of all the people with AIDS and the LaBellas of the world.

LaBella by Bobby B February 22, 2005