not steak (NOT-stake)
noun. something that is definitely not steak, but claims to be. It may be in some way associated with steak, but it is definetely not steak. If you see something that claims it is steak, when it clearly is not, alert everyone in the room, and discard of the object. If you come in contact with a person who claims to be steak, steal their wristwatch and sell it to a Chinese merchant.
THAT'S NOT STEAK! Seriously! It isn't! Just look at it! My father left me when I was a young boy. I just want someone to love me.