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1.
french word for shower....but also an excuse to say 'douche' in front of your mom.
kid- she's such la douche...
mom- what'd you say??
kid- shower...*shifty eyes*
by coolchick May 27, 2005
 
2.
Similar to "douche bag" with a more insulting feminine aspect.
Look at that orange skinned ladouche trying to hit on that skant over there.

Get out of the way ladouche!
by bobbyboyrulez February 28, 2008
 
3.
French for "the shower".
Où es la douche?
(where is the shower?)
by Anaba May 28, 2005
 
4.
1) An eloquent way of calling a guy a dick head
2) A lying, cheating bastard, usually hailing from New Jersey
3) A guy who drives around in a car mommy and daddy bought, with a "Bella" license plate
I still can't believe the shit he pulled, he's a La Douche...

He is beyond Dick Rude, he's what we call a La Douche...
by Turnhead May 27, 2010
 
5.
A Douche from Los Angeles. Works in the film industry and usually drives a convertible and wears a bluetooth. On the east coast the LA douche is perceived as a person who thinks they are better than everyone else. They are usually not given any attention.
*Tom Cruise is an LA Douche.

*Mark Wahlberg, originally from the east coast has now become an LA Douche.

*A person who goes to school in LA and returns home to the East Coast is now an LA Douche and must be exiled.
by Bronze Bro June 01, 2012
 
6.
one who engages in douchey behavior as a form of cheap thrills
"Did you see that guy piss on that car?" "Yeah, what a La Douche."
by Mustache McNasty December 23, 2009
 
7.
so very hawt.
i want to grab la douche's ass.
by phil donahue May 23, 2004