| 1. | J-bag | ||
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To call a Jewish person a J-bag is a shorter way of calling them a Jew-bag. An annoying member of the Jewish religion. 1. "That damn Goldberg guy came by again yesterday."
2. "That's already five times this week. That friken' j-bag needs to find a hobby..." |
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| 2. | THE B.J.L.D. LOOK | ||
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BJLD stands for "Big Johnny Love Dart,"
the penis...duh! When a guy gives a chick the BJLD look, he wants to get a leg over, if ya know what I mean. Willy The One-Eyed Wonder Worm wants to do push ups in that dark, damp, love tunnel until he pukes. I was givin' her the B.J.L.D. look from across the bar. She then threw a beer glass at me and told me to 'fuck off.'
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| 3. | M.I.L.C. | ||
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Mother I'd Like to Cuddle; because sometimes M.I.L.F. is a bit too strong, or will get you a punch in the face from your friend whose mom you're referring to.
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| 4. | Bust an M.J. | ||
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Usually only associated with chowaholics,busting an M.J is when your chowing back playin some gears of war online or what not,and you take a mean ol' drink off your beer and that shit goes down the wrong pipe,dropping you to your knees in fear of a heart attack. Sunday at the park,we were grillin and chowchillin,gettin chowed like we do,we decided to play some football,after about three plays,i thought i was about to straight bust an M.J.,no joke!
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| 5. | R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A | ||
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Rolling on the floor laughing until someone jumps on me makes me stop rolling on the floor laughing but then I do it again cuz it's awesome.
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| 6. | L.A.M.B | ||
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We going out tonight...are you gonna go H.A.M or are you gonna be L.A.M.B?
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| 7. | J.B.I.L.F | ||
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J.B.I.L.F - Justin Bieber look-a-like i'd like to fuck. That Dale is such a god damn frikking J.B.I.L.F !!
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