| 1. | L-Syndrome | ||
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When a male and/ or female repeatedly asks you questions after a failed response to a text message. *Text*
Boy: What are you doing? (30 seconds later) Boy: So you're not going to answer?! (one minute later) Boy: You mad? What's wrong??? Boy:…………….. Boy: -____- Boy: alright fuck you then!!!!! (30 minutes later) Boy: babe c'mon Girl: Hey I was in the shower :) Girl to friend "This Dude has L-Syndrome!" |
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| 2. | B. Looney Syndrome | ||
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The ability to get any girl you want and blow it up to 15 minutes before you actually get with her. Yo Dude, that girl from the party last night wanted to jump my bones real bad, and we were about to get to business when i got a bad case of B. Looney Syndrome
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| 3. | Paris Hilton syndrome | ||
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To want celebrity status at any cost i.e. cosmetic surgery, sleeping around, hosting parties, releasing fashion n perfume lines, cat fight's, releasing music labels etc
To do anything, as long as people's tongues are wagging about you. To be beautiful at any cost, even bankrupting yourself for those perfect set of titties. To be the ultimate slut. See Hollywood Slut Syndrome or Jaspers Syndrome. To have an addiction to beauty in such a way that a person is constantly getting their hair done, make-up, facials, cosmetic surgery, massages, gym etc that you never have any time for yourself, friends or family. When beauty takes up 120% of your time. I woke up this morning at around 2pm in the afternoon and didn't know who to sleep with! I totally had Paris Hilton Syndrome!!! H - E - L - P!
I have been at the beauty clinic for the past 5 years having everything from nose jobs, tummy tucks and breast enlargements.... I think I have Paris Hilton Syndrome!!! |
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| 4. | L.M.S. | ||
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Lauren Millar Syndrome: Pertaining to the non-possession of an ass. A serious case of nass. Guy#1:Yo check her out, she has absolutely no ass.
Guy#2:Your right, thats an extreme case of L.M.S. |
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| 5. | C.F.L.S. | ||
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Chronic Fatigue Lethargia Syndrome: When one is sporadically overcome with the inability to do a damn thing. Mom: Do the dishes. Your sister made the dinner.
Son: No bitch. I ain't doin the dishes. My C.F.L.S. is kickin in. |
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| 6. | L.S.S. | ||
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(noun) L.S.S- Last Song Syndrome: when you continously hum or sing the last song you heard. My mom had a case of L.S.S. this morning as she continously sang the last song she heard on the radio, "Livin' on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi.
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| 7. | Inuyasha Syndrome | ||
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Internet jargon which refers to any television show, movie or book series in which the main plot just continues to drag on and on and on, without any seeming end in sight. Such stories also suffer from a noted lack of character development among the protagonists as well as lazy, tedious or even nonexistent story pacing. With no satisfying resolution, such stories often test the patience of even the most understanding audience, giving the impression that the author is just making up the story as he/she goes along.
Not exclusive to anime or manga, Inuyasha Syndrome can apply to other media. Notably television shows like "Lost", movies like "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" or books like "L. Ron Hubbard's Mission Earth" series. "The villain escaped AGAIN?! Man, this show is really suffering from Inuyasha Syndrome..."
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