Deserves to have his dick cut off by papercuts.
*points at sky*
"DAMN YOU XENU!!! DAAAMMMNNNNN YOOOOOUUUUU!!!!!!"
Hubbard is, perhaps, the greatest con-artist in the history of mankind
Scientology is the greatest scam ever.
L. Ron Hubbard, you are a genius
a tin-can recycler of the worst kind,
a failed sci-fi writer (per the critics),
a successful sci-fi writer (per his bank manager),
a dopey dead dude.
For the cash that I kept in the cupboard,
Was sent to the stars
by some men in flash cars
Who were trained by the late L. Ron Hubbard.