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Taoism Shit happens.
Confucianism Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen Buddhism What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism This shit happened before.
Mormonism This shit is going to happen again.
Islam If shit happens, it is the Will of Allah.
Stoicism This shit is its own reward.
Protestantism Let this shit happen to someone else.
Calvinism Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Pentecostalism In Jesus' name, heal this shit!
Catholicism Shit happens because you deserve it.
Judaism Why does this shit always happen to us?
Zoroastrianism Shit happens half the time.
Marxism This shit is going to hit the fan.
Atheism No shit.
Seventh Day Adventist No shit on Saturdays.
Existentialism Absurd shit.
Agnosticism What is this shit?
Nihilism Who gives a shit?
Deconstruction Shit happens in hegemonic meta-narratives.
Christian Science Shit is in your mind.
Moonies Only happy shit really happens.
Jehovah's Witnesses Knock, Knock, shit happens.
Scientology Shit happens on page 152 of Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard
Hare Krishna Shit happens, Rama Rama.
Hedonism There's nothing like a good shit happening.
Rastafarianism Let's smoke this shit.
The term 'lame shit' is essentially a synonym of 'good'.
Primarily used amongst the mid-to-late-teenage community in Woking, UK and the surrounding areas.
"You know that popular beat combo The Smiths?"
"Oh have I... they are good"
"They're better than good, Sally, they're lame shit"
Under the influence of crystal meth or crack/cocaine.
Damn that was some good shit, I'm all spidazzled.
When your ass crack gets all slimy, sweaty and stinky because you didn't wipe good enough.
I took a shit this morning and went to the gym. Now I need to wipe because I have Mexican Ass.
|5.||from sugar to shit|
1. From something good to something bad.
2. From famous, popular, successful, or useful to a has-been.
NOTE: Don't ever let yourself go from sugar to shit.
|6.||New York Chili Dog|
When you take a piece of shit and put it in someone's ass crack. Then you put your dick on top.
I had a might good New York Chili Dog last night.
An L is a marijuana joint, created with 2 papers that before rolled, has an L shape to it, but normally the L is on its side with the long side going across instead of going up and down, and the smaller end going up and down, then you put the marijuana (preferably mixed with tobacco) in the L, roll it, then enjoy your L joint.
Contrary to popular believe, it's not technically a blunt, a blunt is a cigar re-rolled with marijuana, or you can just buy an already non-rolled blunt paper, an L is a good stepping stone to a blunt, you can fit 1g-1.5g in an L, whereas a blunt can go 3g-5g.
Dev - Shit yo, this ain't gonna fit in this extendo L
Friars - well, give me half, i guess we gotta roll 2 L's..
Shit son thats the sweetest L i've seen, burns perf too.