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1.
A bitch who falls 24/7 due to the fact he has absolutely no balance. Most of the time he tries to make everyone feel bad for him, and it works.
Holy shit dude, that cunt Kyster just fell all the way down that big-ass hill and bruised his fupa!!!
by Swussy March 04, 2008
 
2.
a fag who tells girls everything just to make himself look good.
Kyster is fucking piece of shit.