Kylie Minogue is a talentless pop artist and one time "Neighbours" soap star of the 80's. Kylie neither writes, nor sings her own songs. What you actually hear on her CD's is a heavily synthesised, computer generated squeal. In actuality her voice is weaker than a Canadian beer.

Very attractive (especially for her age) but tries WAY too hard to be sexy with her constant pouting, ridiculous mardi-gras like costumes and her pretentious London accent (apparently she was Australian once upon a time).

Practically indistinguishable from her younger sister Danni who releases the odd "look how sexy I am" crap single so as not to be overshadowed by Kylie.

Curiously Kylie has become some sort of gay icon despite her hetero preferences. Consequently, her concerts are filled with chubby homo men and 30-something women who sadly never developed any appreciation for decent music but feel they should at least attend some sort of live music occasionally so they don't appear completely lame.

Kylie is a myth.
Did you go the Kylie Minogue concert the other night? She changed costumes 400 times in two hours!! It was sooooo awesome!!

Get a fucking life and leave me alone.
by triggaz December 12, 2007
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Top Definition
The definition of pop music.
Kylie Minogue. Ever changing, her popularity may go up or down but she's always loved.
by colaboy7 March 10, 2006
A beautiful, bubbly, intelligent, minature lady who has a big smile and a cheery voice.
"Part of me is a sexual exhibitionist."
(she's not afraid to be sexual, but this does not make her a slut. Sexuality is something that was taken off the "taboo list" aaaages ago.)
by Cup-Sellithaine February 03, 2005
one of the sexiest women in the world.
i could spend hours licking Kylie's warm, soft body.
by mystical beast May 05, 2005
A half Peruvian half Caucasian pop star with a nice ass and cool moves.
la la la la la la la la
by crockedpenis April 21, 2005
someone who uses their riches, popularity, and power to condem the sick and elderly to a life of desolation.
narrowed definition: a heartless selfish woman who forces sick and ill people out of hospital and requires a complete hospital ward to be painted pink and all paitents to be moved out so she can have her own private ward.
google this: Ward cleared for Kylie
by lista_ads June 02, 2005
chocolate bitch who has a voice like a snake.
hey kylie everytime i listen to your music, you really sings like a snake. your voice has a lot of air.
by moron December 10, 2004

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