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The type of guy to tell you about what he does in exclusively terms that someone who does his job should understand, then expects you to be at his skill. All-out attacker, two wing looper, and smasher. Always read the pipette around a Krotec.
My teacher never explains anything. He's a real Krotec.

Next time I don't read the pipette Krotec will fuck me in the ass.
Krotec by pingpongplayer69 March 28, 2017
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Interchangeable with Kro. This mans may just be the smartest person on Earth. He is the best biologist. Mans legit invented tissue engineering. In fact, he is the incarnation of biology itself. He claims to be 66, but his true age is unknown. Internationally acclaimed ping pong champion, and the inventor of the Kro Curve. Also probably the weirdest man alive. Despite his 9000 IQ, he has been teaching biology to dumb freshman since ‘81 for some reason. The elusive Kro lives in the freezer on the ground floor of Central Catholic High School’s STEM building. It is believed he is bioengineering a new body in there to gain immortality, commonly referred to as The Mk 2.KRO™. That is why no one except the legendary Jallen is brave enough to enter his freezer. Krotec’s Honors Bio is torture, but also the greatest class ever. It is something you only get to experience once in a lifetime, and you will never meet another man like Krotec. That is why it is every Viking’s duty to take Honors Bio. And don’t forget about about AP Bio and Bioengineering and PJAS and PRSEF and Fairchild Challenges and Science Olympiad and Science Bowl and Envirothron and…
Me: do you understand what the hell just went down in Krotec’s class today?
Friend: nah bro, I haven’t understood single word thing since Krotec explained ANOVAs.
Krotec by BigBruhMomento September 7, 2022
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Verb

To write a letter as if pretending to be a stalker;
To write a letter to your victim of whom you are stalking;
To write a letter as a Kohta
He decided to Kwrite his girlfriend, in hopes of scaring her.
Kwrite by dkm159 April 15, 2009

Krötenlecker 

A harsh and cutting German insult, literally meaning "toad licker." It is used to demean someone as disgusting, contemptible, and beneath respect, reserved for situations where the insulter feels deeply wronged or offended. Calling someone a "Krötenlecker" implies they are revolting, crude, and so pathetic that they metaphorically "lick toads" for their grotesque amusement.
"Nur ein Krötenlecker wie du schlägt ohne Grund zu!"
Krötenlecker by Krötenlecker January 8, 2025

Sleepy juice 

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.
I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.
Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024
Word of the Day on June 9, 2026

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026