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noun

One who possesses the drunk quality of the man who finds himself in many regrettable sexual experiences.
The kwanj requires no babysitting at a party, because there are always good stories to tell the morning after with a kwanj in action.
You -- "What were you thinking last night?"
Kwanj -- "I don't really remember, but I think I was raped."
You -- "pfff yea, uhuh."
by fohgivemycough December 06, 2007

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