KV-2

Stalin's wet dream on treads, the KV-2 is essentially a KV-1 with a stupid ass turret and a 152mm cannon that shoots anal rape compressed into tank shells. Its suspension has been known to be lubricated with the tears of its enemies and armor made of impenetrable Stalinium. In video games, it is passionately referred to as "The King of Derp" in World of Tanks, and "Death Star" in Warthunder. Russian tenk stronk tenk. Best in world.

"That KV-2 just obliterated my entire house with its ridiculous gun!"
"One shorted by a KV-2 again. Time to commit Seppuku."

KV-2 by Hetzer February 26, 2015

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KV-2

An entity in a video game that is extremely overpowered or relies on mostly or only luck to preform well.

That ability is a total KV-2.

KV-2 by camo_man June 13, 2017

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KV-2 • Kv-2 Overload • Dreadnought KV-2

Dreadnought KV-2

A premium KV-2 from World of Tanks Mercenaries, it's literally just the KV-2 but better, being equipped with a 152mm ML-20SM Thermonuclear bomb launcher that sneezes on people harder then the punishments served in the gulags. But because it's Tier 7 it can get Tier 9's but it can still use H.E shells to annoy Tier 9's.

It's gun has the power of a Dreadnought's gun. thus why it's named Dreadnought KV-2

Dreadnought KV-2 by Palkia88 April 9, 2020

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KV-2

Almost the best damn tank that the commies made, its just a tank with a damn refrigerator as a turret then stalin decides to slap a fuckin' Howitzer in that so called refrigerator (fuckin 152mm cannon)

the KV-2 is the RUSSIAN DEATH FRIDGE

KV-2 by Azurlane-fan December 1, 2020