2) Whats a Kutz?
The residue one might find on the bottom of one's shoe after a stroll in the dog park, or on the floor in the kitchen section of a fine five star restaurant establishment.
A word one might use after a painful experience or a situation of high level frustration.
An "awesome" bumbling man powered by large trans fatty filled sandwhiche's, left-over pizza, and tubs of mello yellow and seasoned curled french frie's.
"I stepped in kutz."
"Kutz that hurt"
"What the Kutz is he eating?"
"He's kutzing out on me."