Top definition
an engineer, self proclaimed as the best; a person who refers to themself in 3rd person; someone who is referred by sexy british women as the sexiest human being ever; one who gets lotsa booty; one who is often desired by a pevil.
You certainly are looking kuru today, you sexy devil.

Wow those girls stick to you like a magnet. You're like a kuru.

This party really is a sausagefest; we certainly could use a kuru right about now.
by anon August 06, 2004
Mug icon

Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

Buy the plush
2
1. An exclamation of excitement

2. A furry elk looking animal from Africa

3. Brain disease
1. KURU, KURU. I BEAT YOU DOWN

2. The kuru lives in southern africa.

3. cell phones can cause kuru
by Seiichiro Aoki June 08, 2004
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush
3
Ku-ru is another way to say "cool" or "awesome".
Person "Hey I just met, The Son of Osiris!"

You "Ku-ru"
by takuman1 July 26, 2010
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush
4
I great band out of Jersey City....with the sexiest drummer ever
Metal Baby!!!!!!!
by LIA June 08, 2004
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt