Kerplatzed 

synonymous with being passed the fuck out as a direct result of acute alcohol intoxication. Often an individual in this state is victim to practical jokes and similar antics.

See Kerwasted.

"That guy is eFing kerplatzed, so we decided to write all over his forehead and cover his hand in shaving cream."

Kerplatzed by Ladybacon October 16, 2009

kurple 

the small pieces of paper that are left behind when tearing sheets from a spiral bound notebook.

She left a mess of kurple on the floor by tearing sheets of paper from her spiral bound notebook.

kurple by drusiph November 2, 2012

Kurplumpkin

When a high velocity turd strikes toilet water during the act of a blumpkin, causing shit water to splash onto the blumpkin giver's face.

Dude, Cindy was giving me a gnarly blumpkin last night and i popped a beast turd and gave her a nice kurplumpkin.

Kurplumpkin by M. Mowski August 26, 2008

Kerplasterfucked 

The state of mind you find yourself in when you have drank way too much and can not enjoy being properly drunk anymore

I was too kerplasterfucked to even see straight enough to hit on the ugly chick at the party.

Kerplasterfucked by Ravrin August 16, 2012

Kurple 

A large plushy chair, usually round, including bean bag chairs.

He was swallowed alive by the kurple as he sat in it.
or
I wish I had a kurple in my bedroom. They're so comfortable!

Kurple by Blood Tiger April 7, 2009

Kurland Here 

Meme from Star Trek Online, mission "Boldly they rode" where the only voice line from Captain James Kurland is "Kurland here, come in" and repeated dozens of times.

Stating that Kurland, is in fact, here.

"Is that... is Kurland there?"
"Kurland here"

Kurland Here by macOSbyApple May 12, 2022

Kurplode 

When your head turns red, vein blocks up, then you blow up!

Darren Chan was embarassed his head turned red, Then he KURPLODED!

Kurplode by BossNguyen March 27, 2011