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1) A type of fruit.
2) something innocent with an unfortunate name. 1) mm, I'm kind of hungry. Hey, Is there any kumquat in that fruit salad you just made?
2) Ah, It's a shame - Why couldn't kumquat be called 'daleenoo' instead? Now it's just going to be put into poems by pervy geography teachers.. |
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Someone who takes christianity too seriously or someone who believes all sex is very very wrong. Normal Girl: Oh my god! You see that HOTTIE!?
Kumquat: *crosses self* You slut! Jesus loves you! You will rot in hell! |
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A tasty little fruit that looks like a miniature orange. This yummy treat is the result of a horticultural experiment in which a dickweed was crossed with a pussywillow yielding the kumquat. What is this a miniature orange? No it's a kumquat!
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one wicked sweet fruit. although it's actually kind of bitter. Should I have eaten the kumquat with or without the skin on?
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a young individual who goes through life constantly disappointing people with his/her infinite failures That stupid kumquat just managed to fail at blowing his nose! How does that happen?!
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Substance released in the form of a bullet (in shape and size) as a person squats on top of his/her partner's face; may be fruity in flavour - depends on what materials have been consumed by the kumquatter earlier. Alternatively, a fruit of the Chinese Orange kind. Guy 1: Man, last night I let out a couple of kumquats on her face, and I had eaten a couple of oranges earlier so she started choking - she's allergic to oranges.
Guy 2: Oh no, what happened?! Guy 1: She died. |
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Used as an insult. Person 1: Hey there!
Person 2: Shutup you fucking Kumquat. |
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| 7. | Kumquat | ||
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A small, round orange-like fruit that's rather sour. Can eat skin, though. Squeeze out seeds first.
Also can be used to call someone over to you. Julia: KQUM, KUMQUAT!
Frances comes running |
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