Kulzy 

History: The Kulzy came about in the year 1975 and has been adopted as an adjective widely used in New Jersey. Usually only used to describe men, it can refer to certain women.
The master of the universe. A man who has given up his life for the sake of discovering bias. Apparently a Kulzy is so able to do this that he can even find bias in statistical analysis generated by computers. A Kulzy can be any person that spends most of his life in a library, either being a librarian or reading. Kulzy's have been known to wander the streets of New Jersey in search of DBQs and FRQs. It is also possible for the scent of Kulzy's lair to overpower people into submission. Kulzy's have been known to accidentally offend people without even realizing it.
Common Attributes of a Kulzy:
*Historian
*Old
*Has a lair
*Cultural Phenomenon
*Grumpy
*Hates Witches

Rich: "I'm confused what do we have to do man?"

Christian: "Uh oh, seems like you have been confuzzled by a Kulzy today...basically"

Esau: "Kulzy is the master of the universe."

B: "I just saw a Kulzy wandering the library!"

Rich: "I'm still confused."

Kulzy by DBQ King March 17, 2009

Kulzyphobia 

Phobia of entering into the realm of Mr. Kulzy, because when you see him, he has already seen you and has found the perfect essay to make your life a living Hell. Studies show that about 10 people are diagnosed with this extreme phobia each year. No medications are available and its very unlikely to find one any time soon.

It is very hard to live the same way that you where used to once you have wondered in room 121. Once you are in that room within 10 days or less you will have Kulzyphobia. Our Best advice. STAY AWAY FROM NJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kulzyphobia by The Blur's Friend February 1, 2009

kulzer 

someone who has bad gas on their period

Oh my god, it smells like a kulzer in here.

kulzer by ginava December 27, 2007

Kulzum 

Funny,attractive,very cool , likes to crack jokes , Life partners name would start with "M"

Being with kulzum feels like u are very lucky

Kulzum by Jenna Danielle April 19, 2019