It is the capital of malaysia
kuala lumpur is the capital of Malaysia.
by 2929382 May 16, 2016
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when a woman has a serious migraine that will not go away, a man, preferably from Australila, will jizz on her forehead to alleviate the pain.
My migraine was out of control this weekend. That is, until the guy who plays Wolverine gave me a Kuala Wallup.
by JL1982 March 23, 2011
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The process by which two people cuddle but one partner completely wraps their arms and legs around the other
Yeah she wanted to kuala cuddle when I got in bed
by KualaKingAtBirth December 4, 2015
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A low budget school in Sentul in Malaysia. Supposed to be an elite school but our overall grades are horrible unless you're Einstein. Our average marks for internal exams (especially for Math and Add Math) is usually a fail. Got aircon in every class but are all broken. Most clubs have no popularity and fun unless you're in Leo or Interact. Scam. Forces you to go to Boys or Girls' Brigade, which is absolutely boring. There are good teachers (extremely rare) but the bad ones are horrendous if you get them (a 99.9% chance you'll get them). People are nice here but don't expect to find handsome or pretty people. Just don't. Everyone including the teachers look oddly horrendous. Canteen has pretty bad food except the packaged food that they bought from outside. Prefects are funny and charge you for every small offence you make. Very old building also.
Person: Wow, you're in Wesley Methodist School Kuala Lumpur?
Me: Ya
Person: Wow you must be studying all the time!
Me: Yeah no
by Dinodaurs March 22, 2022
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An international school in Malaysia. The best thing is that students pay their school fees to renovate their toilets but they rarely even use them.
Oh no, I got accepted into Wesley Methodist School Kuala Lumpur.
by Freid chciken May 17, 2020
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When you litter a man’s boat with condoms in stealth.
I did a midnight kuala last night it went good.
by Magic tiger May 18, 2022
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