-A complete genius.
-Perhaps TOO smart for mankind sometimes.
Zeno: Who are you?
Ksilebo: I am Ksilebo. I created the KsiTokyo-3. I've been waiting for you. You have many questions, and though the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant.
Zeno: Why am I here?
Ksilebo: Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the IRC. You are the eventuality of an anomaly, which, despite my sincerest efforts, I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably... here.
Zeno: You haven't answered my question.
Ksilebo: Quite right. Interesting. That was quicker than the others.
TV Zenos: Others? How many others? What others? Answer my question!
Ksilebo: The IRC is older than you know. I prefer counting from the emergence of one integral anomaly to the emergence of the next, in which case this is the 6th version.
TV Zenos: 5 `One's before me? 4 3 2 What are you talking about?
Zeno: There are only two possible explanations, either no one told me, or no one knows.
Ksilebo: Precisely. As you are undoubtedly gathering, the anomaly is systemic - creating fluctuations in ev...