kryptochroniconolite 

some fucked up name for weed, it's better than the shit you got last week. The shit you got last week ain't nothin.

"remember that shit i gave you last week? it's nothin"

"well what kind of weed is this?"

"it's kryptochroniconolite nigga!"

kryptochroniconolite by alieonicbubonic November 23, 2007

kyrptochronicunalight 

extra strong weed; will have you sittin on the stove for three hours staring at the fridgedator; but beware, may cause you to eat all your baby's cereal and clean shit that don't need cleanin; insurgents may come in yo house and steal the cocoa puffs off top of the fridgedator

"Everytime it smell like pinecones daddy be trippin off some kyrptochronicunalight!"

kyrptochronicunalight by katjones September 17, 2007

kryptochronic 

A step above awesome. Used to describe something amazingly cool.

That concert was kryptochronic!

kryptochronic by Kusari December 9, 2008

kripticronicutalite 

kripticronicutalite is cronic also known as weed or cush.

dashon like to blaze up the kripticronicutalite with his homies after school.

kripticronicutalite by dat nigga you wanna be May 17, 2008