Krumpetschluffer 

a person who makes up fake words just to sound smarter than everyone else, but really has a very small miniscule, pathetic vocabulary. Associated with braggers, bitchers, and hoes.

That krumpetschluffer tried to show him up but really he was just being stupid.

Krumpetschluffer by Sillabamanda Bo May 12, 2006

krumptastic 

One who is truly accomplished in the street dance form known as krumping.

Jesse: (Shows off his new hot dance moves)
Barbara: Damn son, you're so krumptastic!

krumptastic by nftylegacy September 28, 2009

Krumpet 

The area between your asshole and ballsack (only used when the krumpet area is sweaty and smelly)

Steve tore his pants after a long days work only to reveal his krumpet.

Krumpet by Jonathan Hudson June 19, 2008

krumpt 

A mental state one enters after consumption of more than their fair share of alcohol

Dick was so krumpt last night he walked home in figure 8's and slept in his yard.

krumpt by Machismo August 14, 2006

Krumpalicious 

Anything or anyone sexy, delicious, or otherwise awesome.

Jerod is sooo krumpalicious.

Krumpalicious by anonymous123451234512345 February 13, 2007

Krumpits 

"Short People" or Midgets if you will, that dance a style known as "Krumping"

Steve: Did you see the group of Krumpits at the show last night?

Dave: Ya, They were off the hook!!!

Krumpits by Michael Busey July 3, 2011

krumpt 

The feeling or pain in your stomach that you have before taking a big shit. Most often this affliction occurs at the most inopportune time ie. long rides or during a staff meeting.

Internal Symptoms include severe pressure to the anal area and a large grumbling sound.

External Symptoms - persons suffering from krumpt will often walk in a hurridly fashion and will more often than not be unable to stand straight up. They will be bent at the hips

You could tell that guy was krumpt by the way he was walking.

Pull over at the next rest stop. I am krumpt!

krumpt by Dr. Noonan August 6, 2012