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A dirty jew that pick's his/her nose and eat's there own shit in the cave that they live in. They also ignore the outside world around them and can be found working at jewel as what else, cashier, or bagger, cart pusher.
"Cool Guy", Dave! come on, I know your in there wake ur jew ass up!, As you listen you hear jewish footstep's tip toeing around the house, and whisper's. while trying to act like they are not home. This is a Krotchman.
by weeerrrreJEWISHHHH! January 16, 2008

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