the only energy drink that doesn't taste like straight pig piss.
symptoms after drinking include: prevalent swearing, unyielding wankage, hostility, rowdiness, rudeness, and trouble-causing.
best if drunken in large groups so a sole outburst is not considered too abnormal.
"Is he drunk?!"
"No, he's just had a Kronik."

"Is she high?!"
"No, she just finished a Low Carb Kronik."

"Nah, energy drinks always taste like crap to me."
"Trust me, Kronik is better."
by Karl Kroner October 24, 2007
Top Definition
weed; marijuana
She needs to lay off the kronik.
by Anonymous June 12, 2003
the act of stealing ones lighter while being under the influence of marijuana
dont kronik my bic
Many people think kronik is just great weed, but the reason it is so good is because it is laced with crack or meth. There is no such thing as kronik without being laced.
Dude, she's been fucked up since she started that kronik.
by Pitbull Black January 06, 2009
Graffitti consisting of 6 letters, variation of styles always fucking KRONIK as a mafugga! while i do em!
Bob - "That kronik tag is dope man"
Geoff - "chek this one out over here its kronik!"
by Geoff Richardson August 12, 2004
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