symptoms after drinking include: prevalent swearing, unyielding wankage, hostility, rowdiness, rudeness, and trouble-causing.
best if drunken in large groups so a sole outburst is not considered too abnormal.
"No, he's just had a Kronik."
"Is she high?!"
"No, she just finished a Low Carb Kronik."
"Nah, energy drinks always taste like crap to me."
"Trust me, Kronik is better."