Chad Kroeger

Lead singer of Nickelback who has been singing while choking on a piece of steak he has been trying to swallow since the 90's.

Damn Chad Kroeger, swallow that piece of steak already.

Chad Kroeger by ItsNotFunBeingDifferent May 15, 2016

Kroegeroke 

To karaoke with the intention of sounding bad (like that of Chad Kroeger of Nickelback); or, to karaoke while very sick and full of throat kroegers.

"We are all going Kroegeroke-ing tonight, wanna go?"

"You're going wha?"

"Kroegeroke-ing."

"I don't know what that is, but you guys are assholes. So, no."

Kroegeroke by Sesty Bistit March 22, 2010

Chode Kroeger 

Lead singer for Nickelback.

Dude, its Chode Kroeger!

Chode Kroeger by Mr Freeze. January 18, 2009

Kroeger 

Verb: The act of Auto-filating one's self. (Giving yourself oral sex)

Chad Kroeger: "We'll I'm going to go to bed and Kroeger then have a nap."

Kroeger by kyl_35 March 12, 2008

Chad Kroeger

1: co-lead guitarist for the band nickelback 2: to place one's mouth on one's own genitals

I walked in on Phil and he was giving himself a Chad Kroeger

Chad Kroeger by Fentop May 14, 2010

kroeker 

(pronunciation: kray-ker) A hairy, foreign-born man for whom undesirable girls fawn over for their attention. Paradoxically, the only people without a shot with a kroeker are such undesirable girls for they rest on the lowest level of the desirability caste system of modern society.

Attractive Girl 1: Ewww, he's such a kroeker!

Attractive Girl 2: Better leave him for the uglies to fight over..

Undesirable Girl: I'd eat him up like kroeker oats.

Attractive Girl 1 {to Attractive Girl 2}: Did you hear something?

kroeker by kroeker March 4, 2010

The Kroeger 

When a man has no friends, no money, and no sense, he doubles over to fellate himself.

Most partakers are from Alberta.

*Once after a Nickelback concert, featuring the dulcit tones of one Chad Kroeger, I fell down my stairs naked and my junk got stuffed into my northern trunk. It was then that I realized I had just done The Kroeger. What else could I do, "it was soft and required a lot of pulling.".

*See Playoby, April 2008.

The Kroeger by Capt Scotty March 11, 2008