kif kroker 

Zapp Brannigan's assistant on Futurama. He is a green alien whose body is kept supported by bladders containing fluids rather than bones. He is currently in a relationship with Amy Wong.

Zapp: Kif, get me another beer.
Kif: *sigh*

kif kroker by DJ gs68 September 16, 2003

krakerz 

Mar-o-fuckin-juana. The codename in public places.

"Yo i'm running out of krakerz better buy another half box"

krakerz by Craig Krakerz July 7, 2008

kroeker 

(pronunciation: kray-ker) A hairy, foreign-born man for whom undesirable girls fawn over for their attention. Paradoxically, the only people without a shot with a kroeker are such undesirable girls for they rest on the lowest level of the desirability caste system of modern society.

Attractive Girl 1: Ewww, he's such a kroeker!

Attractive Girl 2: Better leave him for the uglies to fight over..

Undesirable Girl: I'd eat him up like kroeker oats.

Attractive Girl 1 {to Attractive Girl 2}: Did you hear something?

kroeker by kroeker March 4, 2010

kronkers 

A general term for pants.

Those are some nice kronkers you got there, Bill.
It's too hot for kronkers today

kronkers by kronkmaster July 23, 2017

Butt kraker 

A rare disease when a tentacle grows out of your butt hole after watching to much tentacle porn

I got butt krakers after a crazy night in Japan.

Butt kraker by Chicknlovr August 29, 2016

aaliyah kroker

a girl that goes to my school that’s gorgeous and really nice. i want to be friends with her

if you’re reading this ily aaliyah kroker

aaliyah kroker by d1n0rawrXD1 March 29, 2021

krakerz 

a product of the plant cannabis sativa. users can consume it by smoking it in a marijuana cigarette or "blunt" or by ingesting it orally. name used when in front of the rents or other faggots

"yo nigga did u bring the krakerz?"

krakerz by Ronald Breastmilk September 25, 2008