Thot as fuck! The only good thing Kristina's are for is taking out the trash.
Did you take out the garbage?

No! Kristina is on it
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slut.
Omg... That girl is such a Kristina Yer.
by TFG and chlomosexual April 04, 2011

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A word used to describe a female who has a two-faced personality. Kristina's are often upset and feel compelled to put down those around them. Attempting to befriend a Kristina would be most unfortunate. Be prepared for misery.
Did you see that look on her face? She's pissed.

I'd rather die a thousand times than meet a Kristina.
by kkputtana November 20, 2010

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A person who thinks that they are popular and well liked while in reality this is not true. This person may lie to pretend to fit in, make him/herself better then someone, and/or claim things that are known to be false. He/she will have a bitchy tone to ward off people from questioning her lies and when confronted about them will storm off and talk about you behind your back.
Brittany: "Hey did you see how she stormed off after we asked her if she really had sex with that guy?"
Jessica: "Her abnormally large and disgusting boobs were distracting me but, yeah. She's such a Kristina."
by cherryflavoredsprinkles April 28, 2010

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gross annoying bitch who is such a slut weres too tight of clothing which she thinks she looks good in but it makes her look fatter than she already is nasty greasy hair thats been washed out and died due to craving too much attention
when i saw kristina i puked
by jkwfjk August 31, 2010

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Kristina

An very obese girl who has no loyalty or morals.someone who couldnt be faithful even if they had a gun pressed up to there head!she sleeps with anything and everything, the type of girl who is known to sleep with other peoples men.the type oF person who loves to preach that they are real even though every other word outta there mouth is a lie.Kristina, the type of girl who doesnt have any real friends because she who has many flaws loves to act like her shit dont stink and will be the first person to point the finger and stab you in the back!
girl a:Look at that drama queen needs to put some clothes on her nasty titties are hangin out and shes all over somebody elses man!

girl b:oh shes just bein a Kristina!
by NOBUENO619 February 05, 2010

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When a someone sits down on the toilet, having forgotten to put the seat down, falls through, proceeding to get their ass dripping wet.
Meghan: Dude, does it look like I just pissed myself? Because I totally Kristinaed in the bathroom.

Schuyler: Shit man, that sucks an old man's penis.
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